Only in the Sun!

[agentundercover]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/hygiene/home/article190130.ece

 

[djjaycool]

What a joke, a 14 year old could do a better job.

 

[Morbyd]

Not surprising. I've dealt with similar (and even beaten them in court)
Of course, none of those stories involved teenagers flying or crawling on all fours