okay .... No 2

[puppylover]

... why do blokes take newspapers with them when they go to the toilet?

Surely do your business, then come back to sit somewhere comfortable (than a hard plastic toilet seat) to read the goings on in the world....

... just passed a bloke on the way to the toilet at work, there he goes, off with his newspaper.......

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

Quite often it's the most peaceful place in the building- great for silent contemplation or reading!

 

[Leese]

I have always wondered this too

 

[dw151174]

it also helps if the roll runs out while your in there........

 

[Barbie]

For a bit of peace and quiet away from us girlies

 

[puppylover]

For a bit of peace and quiet away from us girlies

.... but Mr PL has an office at home, a spare bedroom, our bedroom - I cant be in all 3 places at once to annoy him....

 

[jjinit]

... why do blokes take newspapers with them when they go to the toilet?

Surely do your business, then come back to sit somewhere comfortable (than a hard plastic toilet seat) to read the goings on in the world....

... just passed a bloke on the way to the toilet at work, there he goes, off with his newspaper.......

to read the sports pages then crack one off to page 3

 

[djchewie]

helps pass the time.

plus a good old rustle helps disguise the gassy noises.

 

[mambobirdette]

... why do blokes take newspapers with them when they go to the toilet?

Surely do your business, then come back to sit somewhere comfortable (than a hard plastic toilet seat) to read the goings on in the world....

... just passed a bloke on the way to the toilet at work, there he goes, off with his newspaper.......

Joey always has to have reading material for when he goes to the toilet i do wonder why

 

[jjinit]

you should check for the copy of Razzle that he's hidden betwixt the pages

 

[silvia]

I had a boss who used to go to the toilet with a massive law book How inspiring

 

[jeembo]

Laughing at the cracking one off to page 3. Brilliant.

To anyone who hasn't went to the toilet with an unread newspaper, try it. That's the best way to understand what it's all about. I used to think it was a disgusting habit, but then tried it and voila.

It helps you relax!!

(Shit topic!!)

 

[djchewie]

It helps you relax!!

(crap topic!!)

its does.



and poor. i think its time for jeembo to "log out".

 

[jeembo]

It helps you relax!!

(crap topic!!)

its does.



and poor. i think its time for jeembo to "log out".

I apologise for the terrible aforementioned pun.

"Log out" really beats the shit out of it though!

 

[djchewie]

ill wipe the floor with ya with me next one.

 

[Morbyd]

I'm with the ladies. Honestly don't understand the practice. Do what you've got to do and get out, I say.

*awaits reinterpretations of second sentence*

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

You should try it Morbyd- it's therapeutic....like meditation

 

[jeembo]

Do you think the Queen takes Sunday Sport into the Thomas Crapper?