Oh well........!!

[jjinit]

Another 4 yrs of them fookers!! Pity though, if the Blues had themselves a more charismatic leader, Tony & his gang were there for the taking!!!!

Anyway, im standing for the next election....heres my 5 point manifesto!!!

1. Immigration- unless you have £1million in the bank & can prove you aint gonna blow anyone up in the next 25 yrs fook off
2. Gays- Im lowering the age of consent to 14, thus ridding the world of fooked up & confused individuals like Nitefly.
3. America - Fight your own fookin battles, you have a surplus of "cannon fodder" sat on their obese arses without having to call on us to help you out. p.s next time we are daft enough to get involved in one of your "playground squabbles" we're the ones waving the Union Jack shouting "don't fooking shoot"
4. Maternity - ladies if you want to pro-create then go forth...you can have 2!!!! after that no more....unless like Mrs Beckham your hubby can bankroll you to the tune of £150million in which case i say carry on till you get the girl you crave!! also bringing in iq testing for unborn babies which will hopefully cut down on anymore "Jade Goody" types??
5. Drugs.........fookin compulsary 8)


I thank you!!!!!

 

[djchewie]

can u stick a red nose on them policies?

im sure u'll win lots of votes.

wanna change yr name to NEW JJINIT?

 

[jjinit]

STOP PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Man Utd.....fook off to Japan.....I think this will court favour with 95% of your fan base who will no longer have to jump on a plane to go watch your matches. 8)

Merci!!!!

 

[stuie]

Monster Raving Loony!

 

[jjinit]

what??? no takers??

 

[Morbyd]

3. America - Fight your own fookin battles, you have a surplus of "cannon fodder" sat on their obese arses without having to call on us to help you out.

Hate to tell you, but having spent ample time in both countries, your people have just as obese asses as ours do

 

[jjinit]

3. America - Fight your own fookin battles, you have a surplus of "cannon fodder" sat on their obese arses without having to call on us to help you out.

Hate to tell you, but having spent ample time in both countries, your people have just as obese asses as ours do

true.....but i have to have a go at someone just demonstates a laziness in my humour!!! ie i like to generalise and cant be arsed to research my comments, as everyone on the board will concurr

 

[puppylover]

3. America - Fight your own fookin battles, you have a surplus of "cannon fodder" sat on their obese arses without having to call on us to help you out.

Hate to tell you, but having spent ample time in both countries, your people have just as obese asses as ours do

true.....but i have to have a go at someone just demonstates a laziness in my humour!!! ie i like to generalise and cant be arsed to research my comments, as everyone on the board will concurr

You see - total honesty.......!!!

That's what we want in our politicians...

 

[jjinit]

3. America - Fight your own fookin battles, you have a surplus of "cannon fodder" sat on their obese arses without having to call on us to help you out.

Hate to tell you, but having spent ample time in both countries, your people have just as obese asses as ours do

true.....but i have to have a go at someone just demonstates a laziness in my humour!!! ie i like to generalise and cant be arsed to research my comments, as everyone on the board will concurr

You see - total honesty.......!!!

That's what we want in our politicians...

can I count on your vote then???

 

[djchewie]

true.....but i have to have a go at someone just demonstates a laziness in my humour!!! ie i like to generalise and cant be arsed to research my comments, as everyone on the board will concurr

wouldnt it be easier to buy a copy of the Mirror?