Office Christmas party stories

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*note to self - check front of black dress before leaving the toilet this year for debris.....

*note to self: good plan*

*Note to self - definitely stick with this plan - party has been opened up for staff to bring their partners - someone on my table is morried to a copper and they will be attending...

From my recent experience, coppers make the best people to go out clubbing with!

 

[Beckiboo]

At Jon's first every work party when he was 17 (he'd only worked there for a couple of months), he managed to start a fight with his Finance Manager, having to be pulled off by his supervisor and other colleagues, he then fell asleep in an ice bucket in the kitchen, dropping his mobile in there too and breaking it.
When he woke up in the morning he realised what he'd done and hurried home to get changed and get back into work. Meanwhile his Mum has woken up and realised Jon hasn't come home, panicked, rang his work, who say they haven't seen him since the early hours the night before.
Much panic follows, his Mum is trying to call him, his workmates are trying to call him, his mobile is dead, he's not at home... the Police are called as a last resort.
Meanwhile Jon arrives back at home, has a wash and gets changed, and goes back into work for about lunchtime. He's greeted by worried work colleagues, a very angry boss, frantic Mum and the police have him reported as missing

He thought he'd be sacked but thankfully they saw the funny side. they still take the p1ss out of him at work parties now.

 

[Barbie]

At Jon's first every work party when he was 17 (he'd only worked there for a couple of months), he managed to start a fight with his Finance Manager, having to be pulled off by his supervisor and other colleagues, he then fell asleep in an ice bucket in the kitchen, dropping his mobile in there too and breaking it.
When he woke up in the morning he realised what he'd done and hurried home to get changed and get back into work. Meanwhile his Mum has woken up and realised Jon hasn't come home, panicked, rang his work, who say they haven't seen him since the early hours the night before.
Much panic follows, his Mum is trying to call him, his workmates are trying to call him, his mobile is dead, he's not at home... the Police are called as a last resort.
Meanwhile Jon arrives back at home, has a wash and gets changed, and goes back into work for about lunchtime. He's greeted by worried work colleagues, a very angry boss, frantic Mum and the police have him reported as missing

He thought he'd be sacked but thankfully they saw the funny side. they still take the p1ss out of him at work parties now.

Classic Jon

 

[silvia]

Ours are the biggest disgrace and time waste ever

It's a posh dinner in a cool museum center or similar but those dinners are boring and nobody enjoys or have fun... Just to give you an idea of the type of celebration our chairman's usually starts his speach with a classic like this: this year we have nothing to celebrate

Most of my workmates agree with me that it would be much better to give all the money they spend on it to a charity organisation

 

[mikkak]

this year we have nothing to celebrate

they could be more positive
it's a pity you can't have a good time

 

[rosswilliams]

Some christmas party stories:

1 - was just turned 16 and managed to pull one of the best looking birds that worked for the council that i worked for who was about 24/25 and had just moved in with her b/f. Got absolutely slaughtered and loved every minute of it.

2 - had only joined company 2 weeks previously, got absolutely battered before the meal and pretty much passed out, had smoked salmon fight with rest of table , ended up at hotel we were all staying at with older woman from finance dept, went up to room, couldnt find room, passed out in corridor, woke up, found room, had some coke a couple of joints and some white rum, passed out at about 5ish, went into work at 9, sent home at 11.

3 - had a few drinks, got into little chinning match with workmate, he ended up with a broken nose, i ended up with a busted lip, both ended up kicked out of club

4 - lost fake money at poker table, tried getting real money from cashpoint and playing with that, couldn't so got firector to give me her fake money to use, lost it.

5 - turned up to old work xmas party one year, got hammered on the free beer, pulled my replacement, took her outside to find her boyfriend waiting for her, dropped her off and scarpered sharpish.

They are the main incidents that i can remember. Didn't go to this years.