non pc joke

[jjinit]

man grabs his wifes bottom and says "if you firm this up, we can get rid of your girdle"

then grabs her breasts and says "if you firm these up, we can get rid of all your old bras"

she then grabs his dick and says "if you firm this up we can get rid of the gardener, the window cleaner, the milkman and you fu**king brother"

 

[Jam Man]

Woman says to her husband

"I've been thinking about this for quite some time and I've decided I'd like a breast enlargement"

"Oh really", says the guy, "How much?"

"Well I've researched it and I can get it for two grand"

"TWO GRAND?!!!" he says "F**K THAT! What you need to do is take a piece of toilet paper and just rub it in between your breasts once in the morning and once before bedtime"

"What?" she says "How do you expect that to make my breasts bigger"




"Stands to reason" he says, "Look what it's done for your arse"

 

[Paris400]

So much research is being done today on breast enlargements and Viagra but very little on Alzheimer's Disease. Soon, we're all going to be walking around with big t**ties and big d**** and don't know what to do with them!</p>