MySpace Scams

That's terrible you can't trust anyone these days .............................................BTW

Would you like to make £25, 000 in seven days ??

For an invesment of only £5, 000 in the foolproof and totally reliable scheme i've devised I guarantee* your money will be increased five fold and returned to you within seven days.

(*guarantee not guaranteed)

;) ;) ;) ;)
 
You haven't given all your money to some woman called Rose have you?? to bring her over here from the war, did you send your payment to C/o The pryamid sheme? :lol:

I think fatphilb had one like that :lol: :lol:
 
mambobirdette said:
You haven't given all your money to some woman called Rose have you?? to bring her over here from the war, did you send your payment to C/o The pryamid sheme? :lol:

I think fatphilb had one like that :lol: :lol:

no i got this one from a half irish, half moldovan bird who happens to be stuck in lagos, nigeria after attending her mothers funeral, and needs 400 notes to get her ass back to the uk, so we can marry and have lots of chinese looking babies... :lol:

i asked for some "photos" and "she" sent me 2 pics of 2 different people :lol:

really tempted to give her the phone number for the fraud squad, and to ask her to call me to sort it all out. :lol:
 
chewie_oo7 said:
no i got this one from a half irish, half moldovan bird who happens to be stuck in lagos, nigeria after attending her mothers funeral, and needs 400 notes to get her ass back to the uk, so we can marry and have lots of chinese looking babies... :lol:

i asked for some "photos" and "she" sent me 2 pics of 2 different people :lol:

really tempted to give her the phone number for the fraud squad, and to ask her to call me to sort it all out. :lol:

Say yes and ask her what address you need to send the payment to and who it needs to be made payable to and come back to us and let us know
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mambobirdette said:
Say yes and ask her what address you need to send the payment to and who it needs to be made payable to and come back to us and let us know
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On the back of this - you have to read a book called The Yes Man by Danny Wallace - his experience of these scammers is absolutely brilliant!!!!!!
 
similar to the recent Chinese scammers selling 2 x CDJ1000s plus mixer for about £250 on Ebay

I got excited until i investigated the details

bassas!
 
there are scammers/conmen working tottenham court road who offer you a laptop real cheap. they show it to you but switch the cases. you end up parting with £200 for a laptop case full of paper


chewie: coz they are your friends
 
russ said:
there are scammers/conmen working tottenham court road who offer you a laptop real cheap. they show it to you but switch the cases. you end up parting with £200 for a laptop case full of paper

They still doing that? Brilliant. Anyone blinded by greed enough to fall for those tricks deserve all they get. (Not applicable to the infirm or kids). See also blokes in BMWs at service stations selling thousand quid watches for 150 quid. Yes, you twonks, I know they showed you an advert in FHM showing them going at that but you can advertise a product by Roberto Luigo ´Master Craftsmen´or any other foreign sounding name you can make up for whatever price you like. Just one buyer pays for the ad and the rest (less the 2 quid a piece production cost) is profit.

Not that I´d know anthing about such scams.:p
 
russ said:
there are scammers/conmen working tottenham court road who offer you a laptop real cheap. they show it to you but switch the cases. you end up parting with £200 for a laptop case full of paper


chewie: coz they are your friends

Heard a story, a friend of a friend, or something agreed on the street to buy a laptop :roll: for some big amount of money can't remember ( I'm good at telling stories ). They were in a car, he handed money over, they handed laptop case back. He got home and opened a case of potatoes. :lol:
 
Super Polack said:
Heard a story, a friend of a friend, or something agreed on the street to buy a laptop :roll: for some big amount of money can't remember ( I'm good at telling stories ). They were in a car, he handed money over, they handed laptop case back. He got home and opened a case of potatoes. :lol:


scamsters shouda used apples... would have had more comedy value.
 
Fuc*in Russian and Nigerian birds sending me private messages on myspace asking me if id like to get married yeah sure love no problem name the day :lol::roll:
 
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