More Ibiza Club News?

cut n pasted :lol:

yes people it's worse than you thought.

clubbing has been officially outlawed and anyone caught moving any part of their body in a repetitive fashion in public is being immediately deported.

there have been several reports of candlelight vigils for Amnesia, DC10 & Bora Bora and one peaceful protest went horribly wrong when some of the protesters were alleged to have been jacking their bodies and they were rounded up and sent home in a specially converted cargo plane.

the writing was already on the wall as all the venues & promoters here had come to a collective decision that they really couldn't carry on without Amnesia, DC10 & Bora Bora so they immediately shut down.

holidaymakers are being advised to stay at home and there are reports that bar prices in shoreditch and other key areas have increased by as much as 300% to help people cope with the loss of their annual bender in ibiza.......

photos to follow.

bee.
 
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