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Robder

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Found on www.londonlostandfound.com 8O :lol:

clubs + bars : our favourites

LORD ANT B’S GIMMIE 5 CHAMPION CHAV HOTSPOTS

Places to avoid at all costs unless of course you are, or show desperate signs of Chavness (apologies for any readers who might actually be Chavs!
Call the Chav help line: 020 7839 5222).

Ministry of Sound @ 103 Gaunt Street, SE1 / Fri and Sat 10.30pm – 5am / £12
Ministry of Sound is a mini chav kingdom. It's also one of the biggest clubs in the world, selling everything from hookie branded club wear to hugely popular - ‘Now that’s what I call Chav Music 52’ type compilations that can be heard blastin’ out of Boy Racer souped up Vauxhall Chav-aliers with their blacked out windows, reinforced seat belts, and go faster stripes. This is where Chav goes to town and can get away with wearing the full top to tail Chav uniform gear including white trainers (in what is sometimes described as ‘prison white’, so clean they look new) which come in Reebok / Le Coq Sportif / Adidas Superstar flavas! White Terry toweling socks that lead into tracksuit (‘trackie’) bottoms, Adidas Samsons being a firm favourite. Next up is either a Ralph Lauren or Hackett Polo shirt. But of course the jewel in the brown check crown is of course the Burberry baseball cap (most fakes to be found for a fiver down the market) which are usually worn at a jaunty angle or back to front (ahem). Are you a Fab Chav?
 
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I think they're referring to their Friday nights Smoove. There were def no trackie bottoms and burberry baseball caps in the house last night :lol:

Anyway the good news is that Smoove is going to be RIP soon and there's going to be a very new and exciting Friday night down in Elephany and Castle starting in October ;)

Ps Robder I know you're on detox in September but 10 Sept Delboy, Kenny Hawkes in the Box and Grandmaster Flash playing old-skool hip-hop set in the Bar ;)
 
Barbie said:
Ps Robder I know you're on detox in September but 10 Sept Delboy, Kenny Hawkes in the Box and Grandmaster Flash playing old-skool hip-hop set in the Bar ;)
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Oooh don't worry too much...1 clean weekend and I feel like Bonni Langford again! :lol:

I think the detox idea may be pushed to the back of my priority list. ;)
 
Robder said:
Oooh don't worry too much...1 clean weekend and I feel like Bonni Langford again! :lol:

I think the detox idea may be pushed to the back of my priority list. ;)
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It's amazing how one wkend off just makes us even worse in the long-run, cos we're just ready and raring to go even bigger and better than before 8O :lol:

Maybe we should detox in Feb when the rest of the summer/Ibiza/build up to Christmas/NYE/our birthday celebrations are out the way :? 8O :lol:
 
Robder said:
Yes!...and then we'll hold a 'review' mid Jan! ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good plan good plan :lol: ;)

And once it gets to February then it's almost the start of summer again so we can put detox off for another year 8O :lol:

As Jamie often says to me 'why deny ourselves what we are good at in life' :lol:
 
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