Middle Lane Morons

[Morbyd]

I've always been bought up that the lanes go slow-medium-fast.

And that's how I think most people (should) treat them)

I just whack myself in the outside lane, and progressively burn up to the next slowcoach infront of me lights-a-flashing, til I arrive at my destination.

Though also, if I get a porsche or other top-end speeder up my arse, I respectfully pull over to allow them through, thus not delaying their journey as much as possible.

You and I finally agree on something (only I don't do the light flashing)

 

[Andy Daniell]

i hate tail gaters!!! if someone is glued to the back of your car just touch the breaks enough for your lights to go on and watch how fast they fall back!!!!

I drive in the middle when i'm on a 3 lane motorway, this means i pass all the slow mo-fo's and the people who wanna go 100mph can go past me, i still have to overtake people in the middle driving 50mph. Does this make me a moron?