Laughed? I nearly pee'd my pants....

[puppylover]

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm. "Do you have any fishcakes?" he asks.

"Yes, of course," says the fish shop owner.

"Great," replies the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, "It's his birthday."

 

[richard_m]

hmmm ...

why was tiger looking down the toilet... he was looking for pooh!

a toilet and poo joke in one

sorry

richy

 

[coley]

at both..

 

[Dan x]

Social Services interviewing Josef Fritzl asked him when is the best time to tell children about the birds and bees...
He replied, "it's best to keep them in the dark as long as possible"

 

[puppylover]

A journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Fritzl's daughter Alice.

He replied Alice? Alice? who the f*ck is Alice!! for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?

 

[Deano1974]

Social Services interviewing Josef Fritzl asked him when is the best time to tell children about the birds and bees...
He replied, "it's best to keep them in the dark as long as possible"

.....quality!

 

[Morbyd]

@ Dan & PL!

 

[utagaura]

@ Dan & PL!

x2... ha ha!!!