Last night a DJ shaved my wife....

[I-Spy]

Heard in Guanana last night when owner Alex, a native Spanish speaker, asked me 'Bloody strange lyrics these, no?'

Anybody else been similarly confused?

 

[Ms Technics]

is it not last nite a dj saved my life? lol

 

[Jam Man]

We used to change lyrics all the time when the worse for wear:


My Dad wanted a Ford Escort
But my mate Steve says that he's got a Fiesta...

These sounds fall into my miiiiiind, became:
Pete Tong's fallen for my Muuuuuuuum

 

[DanielR]

My mate always sings along to Duke - So In Love With You....

"No matter what I say or do..... I pick my nose and chew"

So childish.:x

 

[Ms Technics]

my sister comes out with mad stuff but she believes they are sayin what she hears lol

 

[Warren D]

There's a site somewhere with lots of confused lyrics but I can't find it now.

 

[russ]

my sister thought that every time Paul Young went away, he took a piece of meat with him

 

[WeLuvIbiza]

A long time ago, I used to think the words to a particular song were;

"I'd rather Jack than get the sack"....


"I'd rather Jack than Fleetwood Mac"

hmmm

 

[fatphilb]

Europe - The Final Bogroll

 

[Jam Man]

Jamirouquai:

"Let's spend the night together


..wake up in Land of Leather."

 

[djjaycool]

My mom thought the Prince song I was listening to said:

Count your Pussy

Real song controversy