does not matter what colour, just make sure you tie them tight. Keep those foot rapists away

"But theywere asking for it, your honour"
does not matter what colour, just make sure you tie them tight. Keep those foot rapists away
I don't want my feet to look too fly, so I need to tone down on the lace colour. I have heard red laces attract feet rapists, yet off white with a hint of yellow keeps them at bay...
(Jesus you won't let that lie, will you)
You're right to be careful Sirens. This is what happened to the last person who wore red laces !!!!! Let it be a sobering lesson to all you Spotlighters about the little appreciated dangers of foot rapists
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