kill, marry or shag

[zarbtron]

Who wants to play?

We'll start off with a nice world cup themed one:

David Beckham
Freddie Ljundberg
Thierry Henri


(been struggling to come up with footballers names )

I'd marry freddy, kill beckham and shag thierry

Feel free to add a women one for the boys on the forum to argue over

 

[grego]

what are you on about??

 

[zarbtron]

what are you on about??

it's a game silly where you have 3 celebs and you have to choose which one you'd marry, which you'd kill and which you'd shag.

I'm BORED in the office

 

[Beckiboo]

Oooh that is a toughy...

I'd probably kill Theirry Henry (sorry Theirry )
Shag Freddy Lumberj (that's assuming he isnt gay )
Marry David Beckham (then I can shag him every day )

In an ideal world I'd shag them all, but Freddy looks like he'd be a better shag than Theirry, and Becks is marriage material!

 

[zarbtron]

Oooh that is a toughy...

I'd probably kill Theirry Henry (sorry Theirry )
Shag Freddy Lumberj (that's assuming he isnt gay )
Marry David Beckham (then I can shag him every day )

In an ideal world I'd shag them all, but Freddy looks like he'd be a better shag than Theirry, and Becks is marriage material!

See I'm only marrying freddy so I can shag him every day

See grego, Becks understands my thread

 

[Barbie]

Shag Thiery
Marry Freddie cos he's gay and you wouldn't get much bedroom action out of him and it would have to be a marriage of convenience
Beckham goes

 

[Sirens]

Can you just have one person?

to Marry, Kill and Shag. Not in that order though

 

[silvia]

Shag Thiery
Marry Freddie cos he's gay and you wouldn't get much bedroom action out of him and it would have to be a marriage of convenience
Beckham goes

you forget to say that beckham goes in a slow and agonic death

 

[zarbtron]

Can you just have one person?

to Marry, Kill and Shag. Not in that order though

the rules of the game are that you have to choose one person for each fate! Stick to the rules lady!

 

[Sirens]

I don't know any footballers? Let alone want to shag them yuke!

 

[zarbtron]

I don't know any footballers? Let alone want to shag them yuke!

well think up your own list of 3 celebs for us to play the game with .

 

[Bella B]

Out of those three

Kill - Beckham

Shag - Freddie

Marry - Thierry

 

[Sirens]

kill - Tom Cruise (I don't really want to kill him, but they are the rules!!!)

Marry - Dom Jolly

Shag - Johnny Depp

 

[zarbtron]

kill - Tom Cruise (I don't really want to kill him, but they are the rules!!!)

Marry - Dom Jolly

Shag - Johnny Depp

I'd kill dom jolly, marry depp, shag cruise

 

[puppylover]

Kill: Steven Gerrard
(How can anyone look that f**king miserable all the time, has a job he loves, makes a shed load of money, beautiful baby daughter, fit wife and still looks like someone **** in his jam sandwich!! )

Marry: no one I could think of - footballer wife - couldnt think of anything worse....

Shag: Paredes (Paraguay) or Toni (Italy)

 

[Beckiboo]

Can I kill Cruise and Joly and just shag Johnny Depp twice lol

 

[Beckiboo]

Here's a new one...

Dale Winton
John Prescott
Ronaldhino

 

[zarbtron]

Here's a new one...

Dale Winton
John Prescott
Ronaldhino

kill prescott
shag winton
marry ronaldhino


(agh! horrible!)

 

[bripmon]

Kill Anna Nicole Smith

Marry Jennifer Love Hewitt

Shag Elisha Fuc$in Cuthbert

tried to do a theme where female celebrities use their first, middle, and last names. Failed miserably

 

[Jam Man]

Kill Abi Titmuss

Shag Tara Palmer Tomkinson

Marry Mylene Klass......


(But you already knew that )