Not sure what this says about my sense of humour but....
A young man sits down on a train opposite an old woman. Once the train is underway the old woman brings a bible out of her bag and starts reading it, but when the train gets into the next station the young man notices that she puts the bible away.
When the train gets going again, she brings the bible out and carrys on reading.
She repeats this same action over and over again and finally after five or six stops the young man has to ask...
"Excuse me, I've noticed that whenever the train is in a station you put your bible away, but once the train starts up again you bring the bible back out and carry on reading. I have to ask, is there some reason for this?"
To which the old woman replies,
"Why don't you just fcuk off."
A young man sits down on a train opposite an old woman. Once the train is underway the old woman brings a bible out of her bag and starts reading it, but when the train gets into the next station the young man notices that she puts the bible away.
When the train gets going again, she brings the bible out and carrys on reading.
She repeats this same action over and over again and finally after five or six stops the young man has to ask...
"Excuse me, I've noticed that whenever the train is in a station you put your bible away, but once the train starts up again you bring the bible back out and carry on reading. I have to ask, is there some reason for this?"
To which the old woman replies,
"Why don't you just fcuk off."
