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NITEFLY

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ive just learned that the word 'shmuck' is actually the name given to the fore.skin left over from the circumcison of jewish babies

:lol:
 
NITEFLY said:
ive just learned that the word 'shmuck' is actually the name given to the fore.skin left over from the circumcison of jewish babies

:lol:
Were you looking up your mom's nickname for you in a yiddish dictionary?
 
PMSL AT THIS THREAD :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wondering how that information became peppered into the convo Nitefly... like, how the hell does the topic turn to babie's foreskin??
 
my faves are:

Go play in the road!
you're so fat, when your phone goes off people think you are reversing
you've got a face that could chop woody
you're a prime example of what happens when cousins marry
go haunt houses for a living
we always know when youre going to visit as the mice throw themselves onto the traps

incidentally, another word "scheister" derives from yiddish, its a word given to an unscrupulous lawyer!!!

as mori said in goodfellas "what am i a shmuck on wheels??"
 
A couple of my father's oldschool faves: (if you know him its even funnier... he is the most hilarious man I know... picture a New Jersey accent LOL)

"Her a$$ was so fat, it looked like two bear cubs rastling in a gunny sack!"

"The poor kid was so ugly, he looked like a bullfrog peepin' through ice"

"Your teeth are so bucked, you could eat carrots through a picket fence"

LOLOLOL Don't ask me where the hell those came from.... :lol: :lol:
 
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