We've got a swear box at work because everyone on the top floor has a mouth like a toilet...they're on a drive to up the level of professionalism.
This morning I forgot myself whilst on the phone to the director...(he's cool tho - doesn't mind)
"Simon, I'm going to put the phone down because I want a wee and that fire drill thing is going to happen in a minute."
...
Pep talk:
"Robder you really mustn't tell Simon you're going for a wee as it's unprofessional."
Have been giggling at my faux pas ever since.



This morning I forgot myself whilst on the phone to the director...(he's cool tho - doesn't mind)
"Simon, I'm going to put the phone down because I want a wee and that fire drill thing is going to happen in a minute."
...
Pep talk:
"Robder you really mustn't tell Simon you're going for a wee as it's unprofessional."
Have been giggling at my faux pas ever since.


