As of 3.5 hours ago, I have joined the order of Unclehood
Congrats to the new uncles I'm now a great Uncle goes back to the rocking chair
I hope at Christmas time.That's great - congratualtions. When do you get to see the baby ?
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
What's the record on here? I'm an uncle to seven.
How many siblings do you have?What's the record on here? I'm an uncle to seven.