If you were a superstar DJ...

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Mark Sun

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what would your rider be? Be imaginative now ;) Tiesto's is really boring, from memory..

Here we go.. ;)

2 scantily clad waitresses of Slavic and/or Scandinavian descent

1 personal chef sans lisp

550 Reeses peanut butter cups stacked in the likeness of the Taj Mahal

1 Ice luge to consume the 4 bottles of Grey Goose, in the likeness of Heidi Klum's bum

1 inflatable baby bath full of chocolate sauce (for aforementioned waitresses)

1 bottle of Kristal.. measuring 6 foot high

Shagpile carpeting from Mr Sun's entry point in the building, to his dressing room and onwards onto the stage. Lime green.

1 person to follow Mr Sun wherever he goes, playing Tina Turner's 'You're the best' on a large portable stereo

Enough bolivian to anaethetise a small village

I reckon that's pretty reasonable.
 
Eh up Mark, are you claiming all that anywhere this weekend? Down in the smoke you see...

My rider:

Kylie's surgical leftovers, medium-rare, with a nice burgundy. That's all ta.
 
gingerfreak said:
Eh up Mark, are you claiming all that anywhere this weekend? Down in the smoke you see...

My rider:

Kylie's surgical leftovers, medium-rare, with a nice burgundy. That's all ta.
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8O 8O

Taking it real easy this weekend in preparation for Ibiza - but would be cool to meet you for a couple of beers dude! Will text you soon..
 
Some hay for Hortensia, a chicken coop, some astro turf for visiting Llamas to have a wonder/graze and a small aeroplane for Pontius 'action man' pilot.

:lol: :roll:
 
I've had her stuffed and she's propped up in my kitchen at the moment.

8O Oh God it's only 9h23 and look how the day is panning out already. 8O
 
Robder said:
Stuie can be a bit hard to understand at this time in the morning. :oops:
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Well I am French, so what do you expect? :lol:

Sil - the thread explained. Superstar DJ's or any celebs for that matter make demands (called riders) for things to be at the venue for them before/after they perform.

Mr Sun asked everyone what theirs would be ;)
 
stuie said:
Robder said:
Stuie can be a bit hard to understand at this time in the morning. :oops:
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Well I am French, so what do you expect? :lol:

Sil - the thread explained. Superstar DJ's or any celebs for that matter make demands (called riders) for things to be at the venue for them before/after they perform.

Mr Sun asked everyone what theirs would be ;)
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Thanks stuie, you are the best at this teletubbie translations ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Can you imagine how warped Sil's version of the English language must be after spending all this time on Spotlight with us monkeys? 8O :lol:
 
Mark Sun said:
what would your rider be? Be imaginative now ;) Tiesto's is really boring, from memory..

Here we go.. ;)

2 scantily clad waitresses of Slavic and/or Scandinavian descent

1 personal chef sans lisp

550 Reeses peanut butter cups stacked in the likeness of the Taj Mahal

1 Ice luge to consume the 4 bottles of Grey Goose, in the likeness of Heidi Klum's bum

1 inflatable baby bath full of chocolate sauce (for aforementioned waitresses)

1 bottle of Kristal.. measuring 6 foot high

Shagpile carpeting from Mr Sun's entry point in the building, to his dressing room and onwards onto the stage. Lime green.

1 person to follow Mr Sun wherever he goes, playing Tina Turner's 'You're the best' on a large portable stereo

Enough bolivian to anaethetise a small village

I reckon that's pretty reasonable.
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From what Buckley tells me, this is what you DO ask for, Mark :lol:
 
BBS said:
Mark Sun said:
what would your rider be? Be imaginative now ;) Tiesto's is really boring, from memory..

Here we go.. ;)

2 scantily clad waitresses of Slavic and/or Scandinavian descent

1 personal chef sans lisp

550 Reeses peanut butter cups stacked in the likeness of the Taj Mahal

1 Ice luge to consume the 4 bottles of Grey Goose, in the likeness of Heidi Klum's bum

1 inflatable baby bath full of chocolate sauce (for aforementioned waitresses)

1 bottle of Kristal.. measuring 6 foot high

Shagpile carpeting from Mr Sun's entry point in the building, to his dressing room and onwards onto the stage. Lime green.

1 person to follow Mr Sun wherever he goes, playing Tina Turner's 'You're the best' on a large portable stereo

Enough bolivian to anaethetise a small village

I reckon that's pretty reasonable.
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From what Buckley tells me, this is what you DO ask for, Mark :lol:
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...because I'm worth it..

:P ;)
 
BBS said:
Mark Sun said:
what would your rider be? Be imaginative now ;) Tiesto's is really boring, from memory..

Here we go.. ;)

2 scantily clad waitresses of Slavic and/or Scandinavian descent

1 personal chef sans lisp

550 Reeses peanut butter cups stacked in the likeness of the Taj Mahal

1 Ice luge to consume the 4 bottles of Grey Goose, in the likeness of Heidi Klum's bum

1 inflatable baby bath full of chocolate sauce (for aforementioned waitresses)

1 bottle of Kristal.. measuring 6 foot high

Shagpile carpeting from Mr Sun's entry point in the building, to his dressing room and onwards onto the stage. Lime green.

1 person to follow Mr Sun wherever he goes, playing Tina Turner's 'You're the best' on a large portable stereo

Enough bolivian to anaethetise a small village

I reckon that's pretty reasonable.
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From what Buckley tells me, this is what you DO ask for, Mark :lol:
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It took me ages to nail down that Lime green carpet in the Rhythm Factory and you didn't even thank me for it :(

As for Steven and the waitress uniforms, we won't even go there 8O

:lol: :lol:
 
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