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for everytime I heard a spangled clubber say " are you having a good time :?: " when I'm out clubbing I'd have a heavy pocket :lol: :lol:

Obligatory banter.

Has anyone else got any more "commonly used phrases"
 
"where are you from?" (from boys obviously wasted and looking for a hookup). like you'll remember in five minutes, jacka$$.

"why aren't you smiling?" (when immersing myself in gorgeous beats on the dance floor). I am smiling 99% of the time when I am out... leave me alone while I enjoy this moment for chrissake lol.
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My most frequently used phrase while struggling through a snow storm during a British Winter or when stuck indoors in the rain on an August Bank Holiday . . . .

" Now if this was Ibiza . . . . . "

Funny last night though while eating tea outside on the patio.

I came out with the line and we decided that if we were in Ibiza we would be doing exactly the same.
 
:lol: I like my one liner, i scared the b-jesus out of this one guy earlier this year, i walked up to him and asked him uif he fancied a f*** :lol:

Then Joey introduced himself as my bf and he got really paranoid and scared and thought we were up to something :lol:
 
In clubs the most used phrase has to be :

'10 Euros for a tiny wheeny bottle of beer - you are JOKING , I'm off to quaff reindeer urine'
 
Back in the day: "Hello mate, where are you from, what are you on?"

These days: "I'm a DJ......"
 
How about 'Excuse Me' (or eqivilent) x 1,000,000 from the multitude of manic glass collectors in Space trying to get past you on the Terrace ?

They are all about 2 foot tall and are on a vital mission to pacify the giant glass washing dragon that sits astride Es Vedra holding a tea towel with a I Love Ibiza logo on it.
 
I get hammered Brits staggering towards me yelling at me in German . . .

Very bizarre as I'm generally a hammered Brit myself. Its happened three times over the space of 2 years in Bora Bora.

It doesn't matter how much I try to tell them I hail from Yorkshire they insist I'm German :roll:

Thats blonde hair and blue eyes for you !
 
Terrier said:
I get hammered Brits staggering towards me yelling at me in German . . .

Very bizarre as I'm generally a hammered Brit myself. Its happened three times over the space of 2 years in Bora Bora.

It doesn't matter how much I try to tell them I hail from Yorkshire they insist I'm German :roll:

Thats blonde hair and blue eyes for you !
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

As a typical spanish I'm usually asked for a cigarrete 8O :lol:
 
"Are you Mark Sun off spotlight / DSI?" :lol:

Worked quite well at the warehouse party for me as the girl I was chatting up thought I was a minor celebrity :lol: :lol:
 
Mark Sun said:
"Are you Mark Sun off spotlight / DSI?" :lol:

Worked quite well at the warehouse party for me as the girl I was chatting up thought I was a minor celebrity :lol: :lol:
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Whereas she was simply a minor! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(I'm sure she wasn't really. She just looked young. And I'm just an old git. Did you get her number?)
 
Buckley said:
Mark Sun said:
"Are you Mark Sun off spotlight / DSI?" :lol:

Worked quite well at the warehouse party for me as the girl I was chatting up thought I was a minor celebrity :lol: :lol:
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Whereas she was simply a minor! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(I'm sure she wasn't really. She just looked young. And I'm just an old git. Did you get her number?)
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She was older than Anna :P
 
Mark Sun said:
Buckley said:
Mark Sun said:
"Are you Mark Sun off spotlight / DSI?" :lol:

Worked quite well at the warehouse party for me as the girl I was chatting up thought I was a minor celebrity :lol: :lol:
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Whereas she was simply a minor! :lol: :lol: :lol:


(I'm sure she wasn't really. She just looked young. And I'm just an old git. Did you get her number?)
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She was older than Anna :P
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Touche!
:lol:
 
weloveliam@space said:
"can i have some of your water ? " Nooo go and buy some you lazy/tight git !! That winds me up, especially when its some slimey git !!
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Thats when you hand them a bottle of geebee :lol: ;)
 
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