ibiza trip from lost money to nearly missing my transfer to the airport

pain23

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Reading all these reviews on here I thought id share my experience of ibiza. Me and three friends all lads were going at the start of semptember. Don't want to name them so Il call them dq,bw and bb First day we got are taxi from the airport over to our hotel in san antonio bay we were all inclusive so we starting drinking by the pool it was early in the day round 1 or 2. We all got ready round 8 at night we had decided we would go to the west end and take it from there but we stayed in the hotel bar drinking till after 10 where we got friendly with two girls from the hotel one of which bw took a shine to. The girls were going to the west end aswell but they were meeting up with other people but they showed us where to go to get the water taxi from the bay other to san antonio town. We got to the west end near 11 and one of reps got us a cheap deal in his bar which was very reasonable we got 4 shots, two treple vodka and redbulls, a pint of a cocktail each and a bottle of vodka between the 4 of us for 12 euros each. I was getting quite drunk by know and the rest of the lads didn't want much of the bottle of vodka so ended up drinking more than half of it. We decided to try out a few more bars about the west end when bw disappeared but 15 minutes later he was seen walking out of the strip club which he got mullered for. Before too long the vodka had taken its toll on me I wandered off from the lads I decided id walk back to hotel which I later found out was 3 miles away. I was walking back no idea I was walking in the right direction i seen a back machine and decided it was a good idea in my state to lift out money 250 euros to be exact. I went to continue walking putting the money in my pocket instead of my wallet. I was asking a few people directions and realised I was going in the righy direction and was nearly back when I decided to stop at a bar for a drink after all this walking I was getting thirsty :) After a couple of drinks I continued but when I got back to the hotel checked my pockets and the money was gone, I don't know if I lost it myself or was robbed I was gutted. As I was laying in bed it was just aftet 5 when all the lads came in and dq was angry with me saying that they had asked nearly every pr worker and rep in the west end had they seen me after giving them my description. This was a bad end of the first night. Will write about the nxt couple of days later.
 
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Day 2 all the lads and I just chilled by the hotel pool with some drinks I just wanted to forget about the night before. I had apologised to the lads for wandering off and all was good. We were chilling by the pool when two blonde girls came up to us, they were selling tickets for a boat party the next day. Boat party I thought that sounds good to me so we bought tickets for that and found out the after party for this was in ibiza rocks. That was friday nights plan sorted. The rest of the evening we chilled by the pool and made new friends. Some time after 7 we went and got dinner, after a while we went up to the room to get ready. I was looking forward to a night out that won't end in disaster but when we got to the room dq wasn't feeling well and was tired so he decided he was gonna stay in and go to sleep, bw decided he was doing the same. I decided I was gonna get ready to go out this is ibiza you don't come here to sit in so me and bb got ready and went down to the hotel bar where we bumped into the two girls we made friends with the day b4. I told them about my two friends sitting in and they invited me and bb to come out along with them, they were going to the west end and takin it from there. So I decided I would head out along with them but bb declined he was gonna check out the bars near the hotel. So I headed off with the 2 girls, we got the water taxi from the bay to the town like the night b4 and headed to the west end and got another cheap drink deal from one of the reps. The two girls I was out along with were really good fun and from some of the stories they had told me about previous nights out and holidays they sounded a bit crazy. After leaving this bar we just went from bar to bar dancing away having a great night I even starting drinking what the girls were drinking which was malibu and coke something I have never tried b4 or since. It was coming near 1 and we had wristbands to get in to both eden and privilige for free but we soon chose eden because it was close. So we went in to eden bought a couple of drinks and proceeded to dance away everyone in eden was very friendly and I had a great night. I think it was around 5 when one of the girls suggested we go, it had been a great night just what I needed after the disastrous first night.

Third day the day of the boat party me and all the lads got up near 1 got some lunch and got the water taxi over to san antonio town. we chilled outside a couple of bars wasting some time b4 we went to go on the boat. So after a while we went to the club we had to go to show your tickets and get a wristband. When we went in the place was bouncing the dj was pumping out quality party starting tunes and the place was jammed you could everyone was excited and just wanted to get on the boat. After a bit of a wait we handed over are tickets and got the wristbands and headed over towards the boat. We got the boat but there was a queue so dq and bw headed off to go to the toilet. dq and bw landed back with loads of drink but released you couldn't bring it on board so we tryed to drink as much of it as we could while still in the queue but ended up having to dump some of it. Once on board everyone recieved one free shot, after everyone had boarded the music started and the boat started to move. Most people on board were really in the mood and were dancing on top of the seats on the upper deck, the dj was playing some quality tunes and after a wile I was getting drunk. All of us were having a wicked time, me and dq were covering each other in beer and dancing away it was hard to not have a good time the boat was filled with stunning looking women, everyone was very friendly and dj was banging out great tunes as the boat was moving past some nice scenery in great weather. I was covered in beer having a blast, so was dq, bw was chancing his arm with a bigger woman and bb was.... well he was there thats all I know. As the boat stopped and everyone was getting off bw was nowhere to b seen, we ended up being the last 4 leaving the boat because bw had ended up falling asleep in the toilet. We headed to burger king to sober up a bit and fuel are bodies for the rest of the night. We were outside burger king where we got friendly with 2 girls from essex who were also going to ibiza rocks so we headed off to ibiza rocks with them. As soon as we got into ibiza rocks bw got off with one of the 2 girls from essex. Everybody got a seat near the back and on my back from the bar I got some candy and shortly after this my memory goes blank, I don't remember any of dj fresh's set.
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Sorry to hear about you getting robbed mate. I've heard it happen to quite a lot of people. That's why I'm always extra vigilant and bordering on paranoid :)
 
It was partly my own fault wandering off in a place I don't know while being nearly the drunkest iv ever been. Il know for next to be in a group of friends or just don't get so ****ed up :)
 
... it was just aftet 5 when all the lads came in and dq was angry with me saying that they had asked nearly every pr worker and rep in the west end had they seen me after giving them my description ...
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... we ended up being the last 4 leaving the boat
because bw had ended up falling asleep in the toilet. ...
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It was partly my own fault wandering off in a place I don't know while being nearly the drunkest iv ever been. Il know for next to be in a group of friends or just don't get so ****ed up :)

You're in Ibiza so you can rule that one out ;)
 
Day 4 of the holiday, its saturday and me and the lads decide to go to the small beach near the hotel with a cool reggae bar to chill at. We stayed there till around 7, when we decided to go back to the hotel to get something to eat and then get ready to go out. But this night turned out to be a boring one, we didn't go to leave the hotel till 1 but we couldn't get a taxi anytime soon so we decided to stay in the hotel drinking. We wanted to be fresh for the next night as we had tickets for we love @ space which we got that day for 60 euros which included two hours of a free bar a short walk from the hotel and a free bus to space.
So it was sunday and we were all bit hungover, we were up till 5 in the morning playing drinking games the night b4. We got up round 1 or 2 o clock drunk by the pool for a couple of hours and went to get ready. We headed off to the bar which are tickets entitled us to 2 hours of free drink and wile there I got a couple of tablets for the night ahead. So some time after 6 the bus came and off we headed, when we got outside space it was still early so we got a bottle of vodka between us and a couple cans of cider each and headed to bora bora beside the beach. We sat drinking there till it was literally pitch black so we thought we would make are way to space but b4 we left bb had to puke the lightweight. We got into space very quickly, no real queue and went for a drink. Dq nearly choked when he found out it was 12 euros for a bottle of beer and I got a vodka and orange which was 15 euros but thats what u should expect in the clubs about here. So I thought now was a good time to pop the two pills save on the drinking but soon after I was looking for water, 8 euro a bottle wasn't expecting that but I suppose I should have because of the cost of the vodka and beer. It was round 1/2 when I was left with bb he had taken a pill also. After a wile bb wanted to leave so I said id go back with him and leave dq and bw in the club, so we got the bus back to san antonio bus centre and a taxi out to near the hotel. Bb wanted something to eat so we stopped about a short distance from the hotel at a fast food place across the road from a bar. As he was getting food I went in the bar to get a drink for me and him as I wasnt up for going back yet. Bb didn't want it though he just wanted to go back but I stayed in the bar. So I was in the bar by myself and I got friendly with two fellas from Essex and two girls from Liverpool, I was having great fun with them dancing and drinking away and when this bar shut at 5.30 we moved down to the next bar which was open till 6.30 and then again moved on to a bar having a lock in till round half 9, this had turned out to be one of my favourite nights of the week so far.
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Day 6 of the holiday and im feeling rather rough after not getting back till after half 9 I decided there was no point in going to bed so I get some breakfast. Once iv got some breakfast I lay by the pool and start to drink again hoping it might bring me round and it did I was back to top form in no time. After a wile its coming near 2 so the lads and I decide to head to the little reggae bar by the beach and stay there till nearly 7. On the way back to the hotel we stopped at a ten pin bowling place and got a couple of drinks, bw found a sweets machine and as he was getting sweets out came a purple pair of knickers. A bit random coming from a sweet machine . We went back and got ready to go out and went to a few bars up the street. We ended up at the bar I landed back to after space the night before where the lads and I were getting a bit drunk. After a wile I threw the purple knickers we had earlier into the dance floor, it landed on a girls head and straight away she sniffed it and starting rubbing it in people's faces. Hilarious :). shortly after I bumped into the lads from Essex I met the previous night and started drinking with them, by this stage it was nearly 5.30 and dq, bw and bb wanted to go back but I didn't want to so I went to the next bar which stayed open later with the Essex boys. They were staying at the same hotel so we headed back after 6.30 and I ended up drinking in their room till near 10 and wile one of the Essex boys went to sleep, me and the other one went for breakfast and more drink. Last day/night to follow later.
 
It was my last full day in ibiza and our flight out the next morning was early, our transfer was at 8am so my antics from the previous nights couldn't be repeated or id be in danger of missing my flight ;). Still awake from the night b4 laying by the pool drinking with my friend from Essex I was thinking what a great holiday I had but I still wanted to go out with a bang. It was 11 or so when the Essex lad headed up to his room and not long after dq and bw joined me by the pool we just chilled there all. Near 9 we went up to the room got ready then all thr lads headed down to the hotel bar to get boozed up as we were all inclusive on this holiday and after losing money on the first night I was on a budget. Near 11 dq, bw and bb who was also short on money headed to the same bar we ended up the night b4 but bb left after half hour as he thought they would accept sterling and didn't have any other money. Idiot! It was close to 1 when bw said he was going to meet the girl from Essex he got of with at ibiza rocks at her hotel a 15 minute walk away. So it was just me and dq left but he only lasted till after 3 but I decided to stay out this was my last night here and I didn't end it just yet. Soon I got chatting and drinking with two english girls, so when that was about to close at 5.30(after this is very blurry I don't remember every detail) I went with them to the next bar. I was having a great time from what I remember :) then when this bar closed at 6.30 I went along with them to the bar that had a lock in a couple of nights b4. I had lost all track of time by now, I left my phone on the table and asked one of the girls to keep an eye on it wile I went to the toilet. When I returned from the toilet one of the girls told me my friend had rung me and she answered and said to tell me to hurry up and get back to the hotel. Hurry up I thought why should I hurry up then I looked at the time on my phone it was 7.52 OH **** TIME TO GET OUT HERE. I said my goodbyes and ran up the street, as I ran into the hotel there was a taxi waiting outside it turned to be our transfer to the airport. As I ran up to the room the lads were waiting they were shouting at me asking me where I had been but I just reached for my suitcase and dragged it downstairs (thank god I had packed the day b4). We just about got into the transfer b4 he left without us, anyway I just about made it but we were nearly at the airport when I realised my phone was left on the table in the bar, oh well it was cheap one anyway. When we got to the airport the lads started to worry I wudnt b allowed to board because I was that drunk, it was probably the drunkest id been all week. Apparently I was singing and dancing in the airport b4 and after checking in (my mates filled me in on this as i don't remember)how they let me through il never know. All we had to do was board the plane on time so we went and waited besided the gate we were supposed to be boarding at. Me and 2 of the others fell asleep when we heard a final boarding call for our flight and it turned out we were at the wrong gate our gate was half the airport away so we ran and just about made it, we were obviously the last to board the plane ah well we just about made it and I was sure this wasn't my last visit to ibiza.
 
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Yeah it was very messy and a great way to finish off the holiday, no time to feel depressed that it's your last night .This all happened in september last year and I'm due back in ibiza on september 11th this year for another week of messiness ;) but hopefully il get a couple more big clubs done this time.
 
Heard a lot of good things about sankeys, il definitely get to it one of the nights im there but my friends and I have different taste in music and it il b hard to keep everybody happy.
 
Heard a lot of good things about sankeys, il definitely get to it one of the nights im there but my friends and I have different taste in music and it il b hard to keep everybody happy.
I would say its my favorite club on the island and I've been 16 times so its not like im new to the place, just get them hammered drunk in PDB and then force them to go haha!
 
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