Ibiza 2011.....06-08 to 13-08

OllieNotts

OllieNotts

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Right, it was my third trip to my favourite place on earth and my g/f is an Ibiza virgin who doesnt rave or go clubbing so I persuade when we booked and even till the first day we wouldnt do "just what I wanted"........... :lol::p8)
So we arrive sat at 1400 local time and get the bus to san an. We pass the marco polo and I know I am close to my first pint. Go to check in and told "problemo" no room at the inn so we will move you to priscis park with free all inclusive, now at this point we just said ok no worries free beer upgrade I will take that :D Little did we know what laid ahead there.
So we settle in have some beer and lots of vodka and notice that a good 80% were scouse :eek: we put it down to radio one weekend and kept ourselves to ourselves. went for a gorgeous sunset on the strip, intended to have a meal but ended up with kfc in the west end. A few more drinks up there and home at 1am. I didnt want her over doing it for we love tomorrow night.
Up early Sunday and headed out for a fry up, walk around and decide to go to Ibiza town where it was ridiculously hot! Had some nice food and a few waters a long walk around and decide to get the bus back early. Now back at the hotel I decide in stead of we love we should do cocoon 8) she says ok, I keep asking local folk what nights they like and most said carl cox, and as soon as I mention sven vath most think I am nuts and they cant handle his "pure thumping techno" but assure my mrs she'll be ok hahaha sorry babe weve spent the dollar now :lol:Few vodkas gratis of priscis and we head to sun set again, then head for curry club as I have been before and was very impressed. Good food, but way too much. We got food coma and went to bed at midnight lol. Only saving grace was the fact I managed to get some hash on the way back so I sat on the balcony smoking till my head was spinning and went in around half one.
Monday morning I am glad of the early night as I am jumping around going mental at the prospect of villaobos on the terrace and sven in the main room. We got the boat to the bay and go for a walk to the very end of it and realise we are miles away and head for a pub stop and a pizza and walk back sun burnt and I am eager to get ready. We stop "for one vodka" on route to the room and 6-7 later we rush up to get ready and head for plastik as I had heard good things about it. It was crap, but nice place and good vibe just wasnt my music. Down to the orange corner and bay bar I meet "mandy" who wants to come with us and I agree it is better then eating sweets so we head for the bus got in around 12.30-1am and it was too busy. Frankl Lorber(I think) was playing some nice progressive stuff and my g/f asked why everyone said it was so mental.....hehehe anyway after a few walks around we decide to jump on a podium to throw some shapes and by now we are buzzing our little arses off. We get thrown down by security :rolleyes: and the cocoon dancers take our place :( Dont know why we werent good enough! Good thing anyway as I pick my usual spot for the entrance of sven. The place went mental and I was in heaven. Pure pumping filthy techno the g/f has never seen me dance before tonight, and here is me and "mandy" stomping like a mo fo to this crazy bass thumping through her body like shes never felt while I am in euphoria 8):p8) I can never begin to explain to people just how much I love this man. We had to leave at 0530 as my g/f was just unable to continue to the end and although I wanted to be selfish I didnt want her going on a bad one so I did the right thing and left :( taxi back as she refuses to wait for a bus as she is too spannered to look at and deal with faces and we head back to pikey park for a nice 3 hours sleep. I just lay in bed hearing all the music going round and round hearing the woooooo's and screams with the steam and thinking this is why I love Ibiza!!!
To be continued......if its wanted. I feel like I am going on :confused:
 
kimajy said:
Can't believe you got bumped into Piscis Park :eek: :lol: .. do we sense from your opening that there is more to follow on said establishment than you simply keeping your heads down in Scouser land ? Do tell ...
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We didnt know anything about it, I will tell all about that at the end as I dont want to detract from what was a quality week with the dick heads that we had to stay with. Some funny sh1t goes off there thats all I will say for now :eek::D
 
ive heard theres been a few problems with the scousers on the island recently :/ a friend has just come back and said he saw fights everywhere which isnt good!
 
OlskiNotts said:
We didnt know anything about it, I will tell all about that at the end as I dont want to detract from what was a quality week with the dick heads that we had to stay with. Some funny sh1t goes off there thats all I will say for now :eek::D
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Nothing like building up a bit of suspense .. these posts are going to seriously interrupt the flow ... better put the next instalment up soon !!!!
 
Right then, where was I?.......
Ah yes, cocoon what an amazing night. Just to add, the random experience of the night was meeting up with some mad Italian lad wearing just his shorts on the steps to the fire exit under the toilets(my favourtie chill out area :lol:) and we couldnt communicate through speach so used our hands and gave each other multiple kisses before he took my hand and put it on his jaw....it was gurning side to side like I have never felt on anyone :eek::D nice lad though and I always love these mad moments that stay with me forever.
So its Tuesday morning, I go to sleep about 7 amongst the noise of the tunes in my brain no matter what I do they wont go away but I darent roll a spliff for fear of it making me trip :lol: Up at 10 and feeling very very bad we head to a cafe in san an where I order a ham and cheese baguette. I managed to eat half of it in 1 hour and give up, went back to the room with a massive bottle of water and to my surprise by 12 I am dancing around the room begging the g/f to get up as I now want to go to carl cox :) We head to the bar for "one vodka" and it was cloudy so we sit there for the rest of the day and end up talking with a few english, Terry the french, greg the polski and some random german plus a squaddie from london called Lee. Had a very good day meeting new people and trying to sign with foreigners gets funnier the more vodka that is comsumed. Greg decides to come to Carl Cox with us and later that night we head for tickets and the bus and meet an Auzzie guy living in Ibiza(lucky basterd) and we realise we havent eaten all day so quick pizza in a bar opposite space and we head in for the carnage. Had a walk around the 3 rooms downstairs and was liking the main room I dont know who it was but it was nice progressive feel good techno and Mandy decided she wanted to come out and play and all of a sudden me and Greg are stomping like mad men! The awaited moment comes when Cox turns up and the place goes mental, Then he and the DJ that had been on started playing back to back and the tracks were getting less progressive and more filth just how I like it 8) Had to have a break at some point and go to the terrace with all the fans in, I liked how it wasnt quite so intense and with 20 mins there were bodys everywhere slumped against anything they could slump on :lol: Back into the main room for more stomping and we lost Greg as he wanted to go up to the front and my g/f was feeling the effects of 2 nights in a row and yet again we had to leave a bit early :cry: Had another amazing night though and will defo be up for the cocoon/cox marathon again next year!!
Wed morning is a bit hazey, to be fair I was feeling drained and we headed to bay bar for some food and a chill while the DJ layed some funky house. Had a few beers and a chicken club and we went back to the room and stayed in bed till about 6 :lol: Planned to go to the sunset but got caught up with our new "possy" and ended up getting plastered and going for food at 11pm, shamefully we were so pissed by the time it came out we were both head in hands on the table and when we had finished eating we headed back for an early night :rolleyes:
Thursday morning, we woke up laughing about how pissed we were the night previous and decided no more big nights and we would head to st eulalia for a nice meal......but vodka and seeing our mates messed up these plans again :twisted: A ticket man came along trying to sell me cream tics, Greg the polski wanted to go but I have been before when it was SHM and Eddie Halliwell and I have moved on from there style of music so I decline and sit pondering kehakuma. Not a night I had heard of but I had heard of seth troxler so we decide to go for a walk and meet charles at a bar down the road and once again head for space. It was busy but not rammed so it was a nice difference to cox and we love that I had been to before. We had a walk around and decide that room 2 is playing the filthier stuff and settle down in there right near the DJ booth with loads of room to throw shapes.....untill a 5 min period where everyone must of known seth was on the way as it got very packed very quick and he was playing some very good beats I was once again in my element and after the week I had had was also quite glad it wasnt in the same extreme nature of cocoon or cox and it was quite hard but nice. We leave there at 6 and realise we cant get a bus back :cry: So I flag a taxi down, the driver is about 45 and tells me his favourite club is pacha and his favourite night is defected with bob sinclar, I chat with him for a few mins when he puts a cd on from his set 2 weeks ago and puts it on full blast while going about 100mph though the hills :eek: dancing away and me and the g/f feeling completely battered I look over a mountain and see a huge white line appear, turn blue and then explode all orange and white :eek: Now I have seen some shooting stars in my time but that moment, in the cab after an amazing week etc etc it just seemed like fate that it would top it off with such a spectacle 8)
Friday we wake up and I have the sweats :) I decide a quiet one is in order tonight and after loads of water by 2 o'clock I "tried a beer" and by 3 I was hopelessly on the vodka again :rolleyes: I go and give our 2 favourite barmen a 10 euro note and tell them they must have a drink on us after they finish work and they were very :eek: Although looking at the way some of our English tourists spoke to them its no wonder they were good to us as we always have manners and I try to order drinks in spanish at least and say buenos noches etc I think it is common courtesy. We head out for dinner half cut and the clouds are so bad on the strip you cant even see a sun :lol: Good job we'd had some goodens in the week I effing love that moment! I go in my pocket and discover a little present left over from last night so have a quick dabble in the bog and Im ready for it again :p g/f just wanted an early night so I go out alone, and head down to the orange corner and say good bye to a lovely girl who we'd been talking to all week. Bay bar, got talking to some barnsley lasses, and coming back to go home I passed Tapas(I think) and they were playing some funky house so I go in for "one drink" and come out 4am wondering where the last 3 hours have gone, I had been dancing alone off my nut on an empty dancefloor bar the odd one or two who would come and join me and then disappear :lol: G/f had a moan, we went for food downstairs at the all night cafe and got a beer and sat on the balcony with a few spliffs and fell to sleep about 6am.
Wake up at 10 needing to get the bus at 11am and nothing is packed shiiiittttttt run downstairs and get the kids presents and a beer and see an odd couple outside and the girl claimed the west end was the best place she'd ever been :eek: spent 500 quid in 3 days there :eek::eek::eek: and had just rang her mum to ask her for more money :lol: I gave her b/f the last of my hash which he was buzzing about as he reckoned he couldnt get any :confused: The bus journey was hell, air con not working and I am sweating buckets. Driver also took an hour instead of 30 mins so we get there last, go through to departures and as always I start to panic in case I have forgotten any drugs and frantically search my wallet pockets etc :D Get a burger king, first food all day thank god I was hanging. Buy fags from duty free and a can of beer, half way through the beer the sweats turn to shivers :eek: I buy some water instead, get on the plane and get told there is a 2 hour delay but we cant get off in case a slot becomes available. They also wont sell us anything as its against airport law they can only sell us drinks when they are in the air :evil: So I sit sweating or shivering for 2 hours. Try sleeping it off and fall into that trippy non sleep state where I keep jumping everytime I am near to nodding off :eek: The plane gets the go ahead and we set off 1 hour 40 mins late and my paranoia is at an all time high for this journey. I sit for 2 hours and 20 mins crushing my g/f hand on one side and my leg or the seat on another while all I can think is any minute this plane is going down :lol: Im not a great flyer anyway but this was ridiculous, the pins and needles, the sweats, the shakes, the fear is now taking over me completely and every time there is a bit of turbulance I am already envisaging the engines failing, or setting on fire or even worse still.....the plane snapping in half mid air :eek::lol::lol: All in a weeks hol in Ibiza eh? 8) We land and I come home to my baby and I nearly cry because I am so happy the plane didnt crash ffs aaahhhhhhh only 10 months till I do it all again but for 10 days this time I cant fooking wait 8)8)8)8)

Now I held off with my review of priscis park as I didnt want to detract from the great time I had, on frst impressions it looked ok. The air con was amazing the beer was free what more could a young couple like us want? Well we had a floor full of scousers who like kicking off every night around 6-6.30am. When they had left we noticed someone had tried to get at their door as the work man plastered the wall up by the door :lol: On another floor some scousers smashed in a patio door/windows in the midst of kicking off and were thrown out, it was just a very bad atmosphere all the time they were there I have never known anything like it :rolleyes: Funny thing happened though, one of these scouse was at the bar dancing away to himself mid afternoon when I and the g/f walk in and he looks us both right in the face singing "we're gonna saaaaavvveeee the wwwoooooorrrllllddddd toonniiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttttt" in a proper thick scouse accent and we were hanging from cocoon and just looked at each other and looked away from him he looked gutted :lol::lol: It wasnt till we sat down and realised what he'd just done did we pish ourselves laughing about it! You know its bad when you come in the hotel of an evening and the security guard greets you with a pool cue in his hands and is in fighting stance everywhere he walks with it :eek: Met a jordy lad who had been kicked out of his hotel for fighting and then he and his mates went around all of san an and priscic was the only place that would have em, his mate had been taken by the police after the hotel had rang them so he said he had packed his gear and left it behind a bar in the west end as he couldnt be arsed to carry it anymore :lol: You couldnt make this **** up, then on our final night as a nice send off having just got to sleep at about 6am at half 6 this stupid bitch starts banging on the door screaming to let her in :eek: I say its not your room love and she goes mental banging the door and shouting "let me in my ****ing room you ****s" :eek::eek: I tell her to **** off and she carries on for a good 30 seconds when it goes quiet......she said **** I am in 356 not 256 :rolleyes: No apologies. So if you are reading this then thanks you stupid ****ing bint!!!!
Only other issue was they turned my air con off on tuesday and kept telling me they would turn it back on but never did. No wonder its nick name is the pikey park what a ****ing dump!!!
Ah well apart from the hotel it was another great holiday and the villa is booked for June so I get my peace and quiet back, plus I get to watch shooting stars every night when I am spannered at the villa 8)
Hope it was a good read I enjoyed re-living the moments, cheers :)
 
Good read, I feel bad laughing at the last paragraph where you talk about your hotel and the scousers but couldn't help it. I've got quite a few mates from Birkenhead and they can be salt of the earth one minute and change into right b*stards at the flick of a switch. Nights out with them are hard work.

How nice is the pizza in that place opposite Space? The one with the green front. Think I had everything on the menu at least once when I went to PdB for two weeks.
 
Great read, i enjoyed that!

I met a few girls from Widnes in Amnesia last year and eneded going back to their hotel afterwards which turned out to be the aforementioned Pikey Park!!

I've stayed in some rough hotels but ive never seen anywhere like this.

People were throwing full beds including the mattress into the pool off their balconies and launching bottles at each other from their balconies, it was horrible!
 
I have to laugh to they didn't seem that bad in the day they just switched at night :D
I'll be honest I can't even remember what it tasted like but the girl that served it was a moody cow slammed it and the change down on the table :rolleyes: I just wanted something to keep me dancing :)
 
OlskiNotts said:
I have to laugh to they didn't seem that bad in the day they just switched at night :D
I'll be honest I can't even remember what it tasted like but the girl that served it was a moody cow slammed it and the change down on the table :rolleyes: I just wanted something to keep me dancing :)
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Blonde hair? Majority are nice but I noticed she was a right moody cow as you say. The guy with the short hair and piercings is the nicest in there.
 
DanJD said:
Blonde hair? Majority are nice but I noticed she was a right moody cow as you say. The guy with the short hair and piercings is the nicest in there.
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Ha ha yeah blonde hair wtf she needs to get laid might chill her out!
 
Yeah I had the imprint of a euro coin in my palm for a few days after she slammed my change into it. No thank you or goodbye either.
 
OlskiNotts said:
see an odd couple outside and the girl claimed the west end was the best place she'd ever been :eek: spent 500 quid in 3 days there :eek::eek::eek: and had just rang her mum to ask her for more money :lol:
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Well, there are some pricey establishments in the West End you know ;). Some girls like to join their guys in VIP rooms at Temptation & The Sin, for example and a few hours there with drinks would easily take care of that in a night, let alone over 3 ! Getting mummy to pay tho' would be a bit of a cheek :rolleyes: !!

OlskiNotts said:
Ah well apart from the hotel it was another great holiday and the villa is booked for June so I get my peace and quiet back, plus I get to watch shooting stars every night when I am spannered at the villa 8)
Hope it was a good read I enjoyed re-living the moments, cheers :)
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Another satisfied customer :) .. visited friends at Piscis last year one night and it's not the best vibe - it has to be said ! You'll be more comfortable in a villa, I'm sure.
 
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