Ibiza '13 part deux

Jack87

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It didn't look like a second trip was on the cards this year until a friend, MG, got in touch a few weeks ago after his year travelling around Australia and S.E Asia. He was an Ibiza virgin but dying to get out there to experience it for himself after a load of his mates had been throughout the summer. He's a top bloke and someone I know likes a good session, so I knew he'd be able to hack the pace. I had wanted to get out there on Sept 26th for Enter Closing but MG hasn't long been back from his travels and was on a bit of a budget, so we settled on 3 nights from Saturday 28th. Those dates meant we could could fit in some top parties and not waste a night on anything I wasn't really up for. Flights weren't the best - trekking up to Stansted from Southampton is a pain, and the return leg meant a 3 hour wait in Valencia, but doing that meant our flights were £110 each, rather than £200+ to fly direct. We booked the 3 nights at the Jabeque for £150, I was impressed with the place after a week there last September and it's one of the cheaper places in the area.

Saturday 28th - Defected Closing

We headed up to Stansted early after I nearly missed my last flight from there due to the car park they call the M25. No such problems this time, we had plenty of time for something to eat and a couple of pints before our 2:30pm flight. Choosing to fly with Ryanair always means you're not going to have the best experience, but this one was made worse by what we saw at the gate. A stag do maybe 13 or 14 strong, with the stag dressed as a ballet dancer, and the rest in matching t-shirts. I think the Essex crowd sometimes get unfairly tarred with the same brush, they're not all complete c***s, but this lot were. On the back of their awful matching t-shirts were the words 'music is my drug, the DJ is my dealer'. Never mind, we walked out to the plane and their crowd headed for the back stairs up to the plane, so we went to the front and were far enough forward that we couldn't really hear them. The flight flew by, and we were out of the airport and straight into a taxi in no time at all.

My younger brother had arrived on the Tuesday with his friend and they were staying at Mare Nostrum, so after nipping to the shop to stock up the fridge with drink we headed there to see how he was doing on his first Ibiza trip. He was still alive and loving it, and decided he wanted to come with us to Booom that night. We had to head down to pick up some stuff in PDB so left them to it, and told them to meet us at our apartment for a bit of a pre party. We were also meeting 2 girls I got talking to through here but they weren't landing til 9pm, I'd already bought online tickets from here, and we picked up enough supplies to go round. Showers and drinks out of the way and we were soon all in taxis to Booom at around 12:30. I'd seen tweets saying to arrive early as it was rammed, but didn't think the queue would be round the block. I wasn't at all impressed with how they were managing it - there was one queue for VIP tickets which was completely empty, the other queue was for everyone else. It was a mess, some people were trying to pay on the door and being turned away, people with internet tickets didn't know where to go, there were people getting out of taxis and pushing in the queue at the front. Absolute shambles. We finally got in at around 2am, headed straight for the a bar then down to the dance floor to drop some pills and get lively. I've heard all sorts about the sound system in Booom, and I wasn't impressed. We were at the back right hand side of the main dance floor and it was really bass heavy there, it was doing my head in. Tensnake was on and playing a good set but we had to move. We headed forward, quite slowly as it was heaving in there, and it got better the further forward and more central we got. We all ended up having a top night and the music was great despite the problems earlier on. Eats Everything was spot on, a lot more techy than the others which some may have thought a bit out of place at a Defected night but I thought it was ace, then MK brought it back to more like what you'd expect for that party with the big housey vocal tracks. His mix of Storm Queen - Look Right Through is getting well over-played, I even heard it in my local Vodka Revs a while ago and I think it's destined for the charts, but that's the kind of tune you can't help but enjoy and sing along to, and it went off when he dropped it. We went out for air a couple of times and everyone else headed off around 5:30-6, but myself and MG weren't done yet so went back in to catch Nick Curly. I can't remember a lot apart from moving further forward all the time as the place emptied out, and we left ourselves sometime just before 8am.

As I said, I was annoyed at how badly managed the night was, not overly impressed with the sound system or the layout of the club, but still had a really good night. The lineup, the music and the drugs saw to that. We got a cab back to the apartment but were absolutely wired and didn't think there was much chance of sleeping, so we grabbed some bottles of water and a bag of ket and set off towards PDB, not really knowing what our mission was. We walked aimlessly along the beach until we came across that plastic jetty up towards Ushuaia, which we decided should be named the ketty jetty. It was a really warm and still Sunday morning and we sat at the end of it for ages talking crap and trying to decide what our next mission should be. I remember looking right towards the end of PDB and seeing a sand castle shaped building that I'd never noticed before, so we went to investigate, after the difficult task of actually standing up and walking back along the wobbly jetty. The beach was starting to get busier with normal people who were up and about at a sensible time rather than those who were carrying on from an all nighter, and we were starting to feel paranoid but decided we must complete our mission, so made our way along and up the rocks to the 'ketty castle'. It was pretty weird going up the spiral staircase of the sandstone building and we could hear voices echoing through the stairwell which spooked us in our fragile states, but we went up to the roof anyway where we bumped into some German sightseers. This was actually a bit of a relief because it meant those voices weren't just a figment of our imaginations. Anyway, we decided that was enough exploring for one morning and we should head back to the apartment, which we'd completely forgot was about an hour away.

View from ketty castle:

 
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Sunday 29th - We Love Closing

I'm not proud of some of the things I did or the way I treated my body on this trip, but on a 3 night session in at this time of year there's no time to waste. I've got the rest of this week off to pick up the pieces.

We finally got back to the apartment at about 1pm, feeling a bit spaced out having been awake for 30 hours and 'on it' for most of that. This was no time for a sleep though, as it was a hot and sunny day and we had plans. We decided that we should each force a 1.5l bottle of water down, have a shower, and fat line of coke to make us feel a bit more alive. Unfortunately we didn't have a whole lot left, but we did have a couple of little bombs of MDMA, a little bit of ket, and a single Rockstar left that had crumbled in the bag. Wise or not, it all went in the mix for our breakfast lines before we set off back to PDB. The girls from the apartment were at the Tivoli with some other friends from home, we we planned to meet them all at Bora Bora for an afternoon session before going to Space later. We went nipped to the illegal chemist for more supplies before Bora Bora where we chilled out and had a few beers, then got more lively as the afternoon went on. I can't remember looking to see who was DJing throughout the day, we enjoyed it though. The time flew by, we had planned on being in Space early but would never have made the 9pm cut-off, so bought some 11pm tickets for €30 on the way back to the apartment with the girls to get showered and changed.

I can't remember what time it was, but we got into the terrace just before Bicep's set. I've seen them a couple of times now and they've always impressed me so was keen to catch them again. The majority of the night is a bit of a blur but I know we were doing the rounds - el Salon, Sunset Terrace, and then into the Discoteca for SMD and James Zabiela, think it was around 5am when he came on. I bumped into a girl I met at Circo Loco back in June which was funny, we were pretty hammered that night and spent some time talking utter bollocks. We stayed dancing near the main bar til about 8am again, at which point we were all completely shattered so headed back for some well deserved sleep. I remember it being 10am when I last looked at my phone so somehow it took that long to get back from Space, and past the 50 hour mark with no sleep. We were exhausted but it was another good party. I was a bit disappointed with We Love in June, but the closing parties this year and last were spot on.
 
Just read through that again to see if I'd missed anything significant. I haven't really, but it did make me wonder if we actually ate anything during that session. Sometime during the daytime Bora Bora party we nipped round to Walkers in PDB to grab something to eat, we managed about 3/4 of a pepperoni pizza between us after realising we probably needed something if we were going to last the night. Another thing that was apparent at We Love was that the drugs weren't working, apart from the negative side effects. None of us really came up at all despite taking MD, a few blue Tom Toms, and 2 lovehearts each. Either they were all duds or we'd just taken too much over the last couple of days and hadn't really come down enough to feel it. Never mind - onwards.


Monday 30th - Circo Loco

We woke up at around 2pm, feeling surprisingly alive. The plan for today was drinks with the 5 girls at the Tivoli, then on to Circo Loco nice and early. Our apartment was pretty empty so we went round to the shop for a litre of vodka, Fanta, and some crisps before getting showered and heading off towards PDB. A couple of hours of drinking, then another trip to the chemist before cabs to DC10 and I was feeling on great form. We hadn't got moving as quickly as I'd hoped and missed all but the last 10 minutes of System of Survival, and Tania Vulcano was just coming on when we got a spot at the right hand side of an already packed Terrace. I was keen to see The Martinez Brothers' set but it was absolutely heaving in the terrace and the girls weren't really enjoying the crush. We went outside for a bit before heading into the main room, which had a bit more room to move if you went round to the right, past the toilets and towards the back bar. Getting there can be a pain but I've always found there's loads of space to dance. We stayed for Ryan Crosson's set which was ace, then Boris Werner picked up where he left off but that was enough time in the Main Room for us as Troxler and Jamie Jones were going b2b in the Terrace. As expected it was stupidly busy, but we braved it for the most part with a few breaks for air and water. I was really looking forward to the Cocoon crowd starting to head off, but it never really seemed to happen. I guess it got quieter outside, with just about everyone heading into the Terrace to see Davide Squillace who was absolutely killing it. It was a brilliant set to finish our trip and he played through til about 4am I think, best set of the trip for me and I was gutted when it was over.

Heading outside we came across the predictable ridiculous queue for taxis, so we set off walking back to PDB. The girls all went back to the Tivoli to carry on as they weren't interested in checking out the amazing ketty jetty, so myself and MG headed down to the beach by ourselves and said we'd catch them later. We managed to lose the next few hours slowly making away along the beach, bumping into strangers and generally being a bit scatty and weird. I was glad we did though, we got to see by far the best sunrise I've seen in my 6 trips to Ibiza. My camera on my iphone doesn't do it justice, but I took a few pics anyway:










It was one of those moments when I could've just sat there for hours feeling completely content, was exhausted and feeling pretty done in but I just felt really happy. Unfortunately, we realised that we were under attack from the mosquitoes, so had to get moving. We hadn't realised before but were absolutely covered in bites. Bastards. We thought about heading back to see the girls but guessed they'd probably not still be up, and we were meant to be checking out at 11am so headed back to the Jabeque. We made the mistake of trying to fit in an hour's kip, slept straight through 2 alarms and only got woken by a call from reception saying that we should have checked out over an hour ago. Cue panic stations because the room was a mess, we hadn't packed, and the first leg of our horrible trip home was a 2pm flight to Valencia. We just about made it, although I kind of wish we hadn't. That was the first time I've left Ibiza really thinking that I had unfinished business on a trip. I hadn't been swimming once, hadn't eaten anything good, hadn't really enjoyed much sun apart from the ketty castle adventure and the afternoon at Bora Bora, and the following few days were set to be beautiful.

My next trip I intend to do at least a week so I can pick and choose my nights, look after myself better and not come home feeling like this. That said, it was an amazing trip and the partying really couldn't have been much better. Now for 6 months of teetotalling and marathon training, which is absolutely terrifying given my current state.
 
Rain in recent weeks means use the Deet 75 - especially in the South of the island. Great sunrise though ! :lol: @ having a 'quick kip' in the run up to leaving. Doomed plan from the outset !

So no swimming out to the rock then ? Must admit seeing that on your bucket list alongside a closing party bender was a definite "chinny reckon" o_O moment ! It's a very long shot trying to sort out stuff like that from end September through the last closing party ! You probably did well to make it to (er...) "Ketty Castle" :)lol:), to be fair. Still don't get the attraction of that stuff but anyhoo....

I had similar feelings of unfinished business (as usual) the very last time I went out at closing party time (which was in 2011). Almost everyone you might want to hook up with is partying solidly and often pretty incapable too, so little chance of many alternative meets outside of clubs and the weather can be up & down some years too. Vowed then it would be my last time and haven't been back at this time of year since. Nothing at all to do with the parties / island - usually great - just always feels too soon to write off making the most of the last proper sun and heat you're likely to see close to home for months. Especially if you don't frequent much more Southern latitudes in the Winter ! Also find the days are already shorter, afternoons cooler and can't enjoy stuff so much in the same way in the days afterwards if I stay on - by the time recovery kicks in properly. However hard you resolve or try to have a more balanced/varied trip this time of year it just never seems to work out - there's so much going on, winds up being a full-on system assault which starts and ends with clubs and parties, followed by a big crash !

You'll be fine with the teetotalling - just cut everything out and jump in there. When your system is flushed out, rebalanced and chemical-free, endorphines feel much better than most things anyway - 'day-to-day' ! :twisted: Wishing you a speedy recovery :)
 
We decided against a swim to the rock due to the very real risk of drowning. Tuesday morning was the only time we gave it some serious thought but we were a mess. Next time!

Usually I agree with you on ket, have only done it a handful of times, we just thought it would be funny for random adventures instead of sleeping.

I never really give too much thought to hooking up in Ibiza, as you said the capability wouldn't have been there anyway. I've met people from Ibiza when back in the uk, probably the way to play it if you do meet someone you like when there!

I absolutely love going in September, there seems to be a different buzz around the place and I can't imagine going in peak season any more. June was ace for the long days and good weather, September is definitely all about having a mental one. Might just have to do both again next year, an early season trip would be a good reward for a completed marathon! :)
 
Yep, and you don't have to leave the South of the island which is a bonus. It's good timing in September too with the sun not coming up til gone 7am
 
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