ok, since i love you all to bits (really i do)
started off at 12 midday for a lunch with my team. quickly quaffed a few ales (even a 6.2 stella bock

)
carried on that way with just my team members
ive got a bit of a reputation for being a drinker (no **** sherlock) amongst the squarer people i work with. i fully lived up to the reputation when the rest of the office showed up at 5pm having just finished work, i was completely bladdered by this point. this continued for a further 5 hours. remember one of them being really funny with me. have no idea what i said to make her so pissed off. was a total fanny by this point. at some point i departed from their company. got chucked out of an empty reading rooms (thank ****). went into a dingy rock bar and jumped about to some ****ey punk band not knowing anybody there screaming RAWK at the top of my voice for an hour. thought the barman was my mate from ibiza and kept talking complete ****e to him. came home and started emailing people. shouting silly abuse at my bemused parents then phoned half my dads phone numbers in his mobile phone.
embarrased this morning? youbetcha.