Guess where........

[Barbie]

I thought you were getting "tooled up" and going up to Sheffield.

Well I'll be wearing my throat guard cos that Marsh bird looks a bit rough like she goes round ripping thoats out

 

[Beckiboo]

Well I'll be wearing my throat guard cos that Marsh bird looks a bit rough like she goes round ripping thoats out

pmsl what does a throat guard look like?!

I'm not even going to stare in her direction incase she thinks Im giving her evils, Im just going to stare at the floor

 

[jjinit]

Well I'll be wearing my throat guard cos that Marsh bird looks a bit rough like she goes round ripping thoats out

nah, shes a veggie, although she may chastise you sharply with colourful language......have you any pink fur garments?? that will get her going!!

 

[Barbie]

pmsl what does a throat guard look like?!

I'm not even going to stare in her direction incase she thinks Im giving her evils, Im just going to stare at the floor

A quick search on google shows this to be a 'throat guard'

 

[naddyz]

A quick search on google shows this to be a 'throat guard'

I'm going to start wearing a prothetic neck with a real pigeon living inside it so that if Jodie ever tries to rip my throat out the prothetic neck will give way and she'll be holding a pigeon.

Then everyone will clap and I will bow.

 

[grego]

even better if you put _____ instead of the rownies

PMSL at N's precision, don't think the word 'rownies' could be used in any other context than spotlight

I thought you were getting "tooled up" and going up to Sheffield

now that would be funny

 

[Barbie]

I'm going to start wearing a prothetic neck with a real pigeon living inside it so that if Jodie ever tries to rip my throat out the prothetic neck will give way and she'll be holding a pigeon.

Then everyone will clap and I will bow.

So you think if I have the combined protection of a throat protector with a pigeon my thoat will be safe from potential throat ripper outers

 

[naddyz]

So you think if I have the combined protection of a throat protector with a pigeon my thoat will be safe from potential throat ripper outers

AND it will give you a part time job as a magician.




your neck might smell and look a bit weird though.

 

[Barbie]

AND it will give you a part time job as a magician.




your neck might smell and look a bit weird though.

I think a smelly weird looking neck is a small price to pay for a safe throat, you don't know how many throat ripper outers there are on the streets at the moment

 

[naddyz]

I think a smelly weird looking neck is a small price to pay for a safe throat, you don't know how many throat ripper outers there are on the streets at the moment

I think I might have to venture back into the scared thread because all this throat talk is scaring me

the clowns in there will protect me whilst I make my prothetic neck and catch a pigeon

 

[Barbie]

I think I might have to venture back into the scared thread because all this throat talk is scaring me

the clowns in there will protect me whilst I make my prothetic neck and catch a pigeon

These are tense scary times we're living in these days, we're not safe anywhere

 

[stuie]

AND it will give you a part time job as a magician.




your neck might smell and look a bit weird though.

you are getting MADDER and MADDER

 

[naddyz]

These are tense scary times we're living in these days, we're not safe anywhere

do you know what I'm most worried about? Getting a stain on my twin set and breaking my pearls

anyway, I've made the neck brace now

(how GCSE biology is that picture??? )

 

[naddyz]

you are getting MADDER and MADDER

it's friday, i always go a bit mad on a friday

 

[Barbie]

do you know what I'm most worried about? Getting a stain on my twin set and breaking my pearls

anyway, I've made the neck brace now

Wow you really are going to have a safe throat