Giving birth...

fatphilb

fatphilb

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Couple of birds have spent the last 15 minutes standing right behind me nattering about their recent birth tales. No joke, Im feeling a little queasy. Cutting, snipping, blood and lots of other terms I have no understanding of.

8O :x
 
the team i work on is like the advert break on the set of loose women.


not that i know what that's like mind.:?
 
I'd quite like to be pregnant for a few days, just for the opportunity to walk around huffing and puffing :lol:

But birth is not a nice thing at all, should be banned.
 
Indeed. You have the right idea with your dogs I reckon. My brother has a kid, so that'll do for me I reckon. Im going to be cool uncle phil who always brings him presents and takes him to the football etc. And when Im an old boy, he'll take me to the pub with his mates and we'll go out and get wrecked.

Yassss!!!
 
zarbtron said:
I'd quite like to be pregnant for a few days, just for the opportunity to walk around huffing and puffing :lol:

But birth is not a nice thing at all, should be banned.
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I hate pregnant women, they really disturb me with their big fat bellies popping out all over the place :spank: If I had my way if women choose to get pregnant then they'd have to stay indoors for 9 months of pregnancy and the first 5 years of the kids life :lol:
 
fatphilb said:
Couple of birds have spent the last 15 minutes standing right behind me nattering about their recent birth tales. No joke, Im feeling a little queasy. Cutting, snipping, blood and lots of other terms I have no understanding of.

8O :x
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Im a girl and it knocks me sick too..... I dont want to know anything about childbirth.....
 
Barbie said:
I hate pregnant women, they really disturb me with their big fat bellies popping out all over the place :spank: If I had my way if women choose to get pregnant then they'd have to stay indoors for 9 months of pregnancy and the first 5 years of the kids life :lol:
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I think it's much better to put them to good use, like in the coal mines or something, or to take over roles of people during strikes.

Imagine a whole airport run by pregnant women :lol:

Or just make them wear silly hats and dance for me :twisted:

(I think I'm still drunk after last night 8O )
 
Charming 8O I've got to go and help my heavily pregnant sister later on she keeps fainting bless her! I must say though i'm going to be keeping well away from her in the next year there is no way i'm babysitting!!:twisted:
 
Barbie said:
I hate pregnant women, they really disturb me with their big fat bellies popping out all over the place :spank: If I had my way if women choose to get pregnant then they'd have to stay indoors for 9 months of pregnancy and the first 5 years of the kids life :lol:
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right, i'll make sure you don't meet the wife then!:? :roll: :lol:
 
Holly G said:
You 'orrible lot. I think pregnant women look lovely. It's the circle of life innit. :lol:
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Thanks god there's someone normal here :lol: :lol:

I cannot wait to get pregnant and I confess that I'm really looking forward to experience what's giving birth. Having a photgrapher boyfriend, I promise graphic details whenever it happends :lol: :lol:
 
silvia said:
Thanks god there's someone normal here :lol: :lol:

I cannot wait to get pregnant and I confess that I'm really looking forward to experience what's giving birth. Having a photgrapher boyfriend, I promise graphic details whenever it happends :lol: :lol:
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Aw, mini-Sil. :p Make sure you post the photos of the birth on spotlight so everyone can share your joy. :lol:
 
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