Getting Laid in Ibiza

[shane_saintsfc]

So come on then. How easy is it to pull in Ibiza. Not for me im taken this year but for the other 10 of us. Obviously the girls are abit more classy than the sluts you would find in shagaluf but what's it really like?

 

[djchewie]

best bet is to ask wayne18uk he's the expert on these matters

 

[Sirens]

You get some fantastic looking girls at La Troya, very tall but they are hot for the british lads! They put an otter's pocket to shame!

 

[jjinit]

getting laid in Ibiza is very easy, there are many bookies, most of whom speak good english!!

 

[MARKB]

You get some fantastic looking girls at La Troya, very tall but they are hot for the british lads! They put an otter's pocket to shame!

 

[Scoobie]

It depends on how ugly you are.

 

[sandi]

Post of the year!

 

[fatphilb]

It depends on how ugly you are.

or how low/high your standards are

 

[DanishDynamite]

You get some fantastic looking girls at La Troya, very tall but they are hot for the british lads! They put an otter's pocket to shame!

 

[koppas]

I am a hunk but I have no standards. It's fooking easy!

 

[Terrier]

Just ensure all your mates get married just before the hols and then have the honeymoon in Ibiza.

Nailed on for some action.

 

[jjinit]

I am a hunk but I have no standards. It's fooking easy!

ahh you remind me of my goodself 30 years ago....brings a tear to mine eye!!

 

[djchewie]

ahh you remind me of my goodself 30 years ago....brings a tear to mine eye!!

i thought u were 35?

 

[koppas]

ahh you remind me of my goodself 30 years ago....brings a tear to mine eye!!

I see you are from Mancunia, are you a red or a bertie?

 

[jjinit]

i thought u were 35?

I am!!

 

[jjinit]

I see you are from Mancunia, are you a red or a bertie?

proper Manc!!

 

[djchewie]

I am!!

were u on the prowl as a 5 yr old?

 

[jjinit]

were u on the prowl as a 5 yr old?

nah I was pushing girls into rose bushes and putting frogs down their tops at that age

 

[russ]

regrettably, the girls in ibiza dont shag scummers.

saints fc.

yer avin a laff

 

[koppas]

"Once A Blue, Always A Red!"

One Love.

MUFC.