Moondust
Active Member
A GOOD REASON NOT TO FLIRT !
A couple were invited to a s****y family masked fancy dress Halloween
party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the
party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was
no
need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his
costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As
her
husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick"
he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his new
partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
far as
he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so
off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in
the
back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She was
sitting
up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
you're not
there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell
you, I
never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume
playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
Dad,
apparently he had the time of his life."
