funny things you allways ask yourself

[mikkak]

I allways ask myself:
Why in movies when the pursuit somebody they allways go through a kitchen??? anybody knows??

and you? what things you ask yourself?

 

[jjinit]

why my dvd player never opens straight away, i need to press the open button it at least twice

 

[djchewie]

why my dvd player never opens straight away, i need to press the open button it at least twice

prob cos of the amount of dried up semen behind it.

 

[NITEFLY]

why my dvd player never opens straight away, i need to press the open button it at least twice

it got damaged when you stole it

 

[nish]

I constantly question things. I think I think too much..

 

[Jam Man]

why do I have to click 'start' to turn off my pc?

 

[PachaGirl79]

WHY THERES ALWAYS SO MUCH DAMN TRAFFIC People slow to 2mph just to look at someone changing their tire on the side of the road

 

[silvia]

Why do tourists wear MEXICAN hats in SPAIN?

 

[mikkak]

Why do tourists wear MEXICAN hats in SPAIN?

AJA!!!! why

 

[JAMES MC]

why my dvd player never opens straight away, i need to press the open button it at least twice

The longer I have mine, the more times I have to press the button

..I am convinced that electrical goods are designed to breakdown as soon as the 12 month guarantee runs out. It has happened to me on far too many occasions for it to be a mere coincidence

 

[Morbyd]

I always ask myself "Why am I not a rock star yet?" 8)

 

[puppylover]

Why does it stay cloudy if I take my sunglasses out with me.

(obviously this doesnt happen on holiday...... 8) )

 

[Leese]

I ask myself why I can never walk through a door way, its big enough for me to fit through, yet I always end up hitting my left arm on the frame

 

[jjinit]

Why is everything so big???

 

[Drew]

No matter what time i leave i work i end up smack bang behind a bus going 7mph.

:x

 

[jjinit]

No matter what time i leave i work i end up smack bang behind a bus going 7mph.

:x

yeah and if you were to leave your car at home and want to catch said bus........how long would you be waiting??

on that note, why does the bus only come early when your either late or just on time, and when you are early...it's always late??

 

[Drew]

Sod's law strikes every time.

:x

 

[jjinit]

STOP PRESS!!!

How much time a day/week/month/year/lifetime....I spend trying to open really fiddly packaging??

eg batteries, Sandwiches, prepacked meats/ham etc, the cellophane on new cds/dvds, those cardboard backed packages that house razors, headphones etc. :x

 

[mikkak]

Don't matter the supermarket queue I go to, it's allways the one that takes more time.

 

[Drew]

How come ........ whenever i phone someone they're always on voice mail or off ill/holiday?

...... yet people always seem to be able to get hold of ME, harrassing me all day long trying to sell me electric/mobiles/land lines/etc etc.

I've even got some Canadian woman trying to sell me ???????? and every day she calls (for the last 2/3 months) i just tell her "sorry he's not here" yet she still continues calling - NUTTER!