From Popitch

[Buckley]

Old Jokes Home:
A man goes into a sweet shop and asks for a Boost,
a Twirl and a Topic.

The shop assistant says: "Nice eyes," spins around,
and then says: "Tony Blair: hero or villain?"

 

[Jam Man]

Renault have today launched a new people carrier so advanced with features that you won't even notice your kids in the back.


They have called it the Renault McCann.......

 

[Morbyd]

Ouch!

 

[puppylover]

snigger... (in a guilty fashion?)

 

[coley]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

 

[Buckley]

I love still love that joke!

 

[puppylover]

I got an old but good one at the weekend...

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone....??





























you cant make a vitamin....