Friday joke of Irish/Russian origin

Morbyd

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Two russian blokes are sitting in a bar in Ireland drinking Guinness...
They're sat there discussing something in russian when the barman comes over and says:
"Mudak!" ("Asshole")
The russians look up from their pints in surprise and shout in unison:
"Sam mudak!!!" ("You're the asshole!")

The barman goes off for a while and shortly brings two fresh pints of Guinness and puts them down in front of the russians...who are more than a little confused by now.

According to the Irish barman the exchange went like this:
"More dark?"
"Some more dark!"
 
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