Would you rather...(and you HAVE to chose one!
)
1. Drop a friend's baby on it's head whilst babysitting...the friend will never know (ever) but there's a 50% chance the baby could end up with a mild form of brain damage in later life.
or...
2. Every time you go to a posh Ibizan club surrounded by fashioned up Italian types, you'll have severe flatulence, B.O and have to wear a shell suit and hideous pink wedding hat.


1. Drop a friend's baby on it's head whilst babysitting...the friend will never know (ever) but there's a 50% chance the baby could end up with a mild form of brain damage in later life.
or...
2. Every time you go to a posh Ibizan club surrounded by fashioned up Italian types, you'll have severe flatulence, B.O and have to wear a shell suit and hideous pink wedding hat.
