Buckley Well-Known Member Nov 25, 2011 #1 A Midland pork warehouse has been targetted by arsonists! Burning ham? No, just outside Coventry actually..... TAXI!
A Midland pork warehouse has been targetted by arsonists! Burning ham? No, just outside Coventry actually..... TAXI!
Buckley Well-Known Member Nov 25, 2011 #3 After the recent expose of unauthorised relaxing of our borders...... I bought a guard dog to protect my house but it's completely useless, it lets anybody in. Turns out it's a UK Border Collie
After the recent expose of unauthorised relaxing of our borders...... I bought a guard dog to protect my house but it's completely useless, it lets anybody in. Turns out it's a UK Border Collie
P pauly p Active Member Nov 25, 2011 #4 I met Banksy last weekend, he had black paint on his foot. I think he sprayed his ankle
I IbeefaR New Member Nov 25, 2011 #5 I was sat at the end of the bed last night pulling off my boxers when the wife said, "Stop doing that to your dogs" ...
I was sat at the end of the bed last night pulling off my boxers when the wife said, "Stop doing that to your dogs" ...
B Bez No longer active Nov 25, 2011 #7 I once woke up with a puzzled look on my face. My own fault really for falling asleep on a jigsaw.
diver Well-Known Member Nov 25, 2011 #8 I have just made five gallons of a very weak wallpaper paste solution. Showed the wife to which she said "that's a fair size"
I have just made five gallons of a very weak wallpaper paste solution. Showed the wife to which she said "that's a fair size"
S saucer Active Member Nov 26, 2011 #9 Hold the front page... I will never forget my childhood summers...when we would climb into old tyres and roll down the hills... Ah yes...they were Goodyears!
Hold the front page... I will never forget my childhood summers...when we would climb into old tyres and roll down the hills... Ah yes...they were Goodyears!
gave me Friday chuckle