Buckley
Well-Known Member
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
the bagpipes and the Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her
pyjamas off"
The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
The Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from
the bagpipes and the Scotsman asks, "what's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna f*** her brains out once I get her
pyjamas off"
