Freaks wanted for Garlands Free Party

[Huey]

Do you have a special talent that you think you could bring to one of Garlands legendary free parties.

If so... tell me about it. We want anyone with a special talent... it can be anything that you think is entrtaining. In the past we've had Elvis impersonaters paragliding into the party, a guy firing ping pong balls from his rear, singers, dancers, people who put lit fireworks where they shouldn't...you name it, we've had it.

So for a very very special secret party we are throwing in August we want the best. if you have a talent and are in Ibiza that August 9th drop me a line. hughgarry@gmail.com

 

[coley]

Dominicfiend has an entertaining anal passage according to his own legend8)

 

[fatphilb]

i can play neighbiurs theme tune on the head ith an ice axe hammer

pay for my flights?

 

[dominicfiend]

Dominicfiend has an entertaining anal passage according to his own legend8)

Its all true, I knock out dirty basslines for cockneys to MC over. Finding it quite hard to find work since I followed through on Lisa Mafia's head during a live set at Eden.

Anyway, best of luck becoming Londons answer to the crazy frog. Twunt!

 

[coley]

Its all true, I knock out dirty basslines for cockneys to MC over. Finding it quite hard to find work since I followed through on Lisa Mafia's head during a live set at Eden.

Anyway, best of luck becoming Londons answer to the crazy frog. Twunt!

Well when one is full of shxx what could I expect...'kin mug

 

[djchewie]

Dominicfiend has an entertaining anal passage according to his own legend8)

 

[dominicfiend]

Coley,

You posted looking for support for your track, I posted saying that IMO it is ****e. I posted back straight away saying "sorry, what I said was harsh" and wished you good luck.

I stand by my opinion, and I think deep down you know that some people are going to loath it, especially in a forum where the people eat, sleep and breathe dance music. Anyway, I'm sure there is a market for it and can't be arsed to get into a war of words with you.

So one more time, apologies for my comment and best of luck for the future.

Accepted?

 

[coley]

Accepted...8)

Lifes too short for all that.

Have a nice day dominicfiend8)

 

[Buckley]

Coley and Dominic - you made my day! (And then you made up too!)

 

[coley]

Coley and Dominic - you made my day! (And then you made up too!)

Hello you....OI........get back to your Happy ever after malarki8)