Erick Morillo - Mixmag cover cd

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Robder

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Coaster, frizbee, lip disc ( :?: )...any other uses?

It certainly ain't going back in my sound system that's for sure.

Complete sh!te! :lol:
 
Some nice anthems buried deep amongst some sh*te though don't you think?
How much thought went into that?

...btw - a pleasure meeting you at Homelands! 8)
 
Robder said:
Some nice anthems buried deep amongst some sh*te though don't you think?
How much thought went into that?

...btw - a pleasure meeting you at Homelands! 8)
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Yeah - Don't like that its all good track,

pleasure meeting you as well - next time, hopefully chat a bit more. ;)
 
Awful cd. Apparently I just got a transcript of the phonecall when it was arranged. I think he achieved the design brief pretty damn perfectly.

(apologies for the shamefully clear surplus time I have on my hands)

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Hello, could I speak to Erick Morillo, please?

Sure, Erick here...

Erick, this is Mixmag, in the UK. We want you to do a cd for our next cover

Ok, no problem, my fee is...

...Don't worry about your fee, Erick, we'll just cut back on actual stories in our next issue, or do another 'outrageous' drugs survey or something. You know how it is, kids'll buy anything these days...

Whatever I suppose...

Although this cd's gonna be a bit, erm, different...

Different? What do you mean?

Right Erick, here's the challenge...

You have to make the WORST cd possible...

S....s....sure guys, no problem, seems a bit wierd though? My WORST cd? Just how bad exactly? Worse, than, say, Subliminal Sessions Six?

That's right, worse than Subliminal Sessions Six.

We are Mixmag, remember...

Figures

Anyway, here's the catches...

Catches? What the f...

1. The cd is titled Subliminal Classics. You will fail if you swerve from this pre-requisite. Understand? Subliminal Classics.

Every tune on that cd MUST be old, and MUST have been released at one time somewhere in the world, on Subliminal records.

My WORST cd featuring Subliminal Classics? Hey c'mon guys...

Remember your fee Mr Morillo...

...Ok, ok, fair enough.

Secondly, you must have the following tracks on it:

Masters at Work - To Be In Love
MD X Press - God Made Me Funky
The Armand Van Helden mix of Nuyorican Soul - Runaway...


...Hang on, A BAD cd? with To Be in Love? No way man, that's imposs....

...Like I said, remember your fee Mr Morillo. I'd also like to remind you we are very powerful people here at Mixmag. We can make or break you. Even someone supposedly as powerful as you.

Look at the Trophy Twins. Their now on Radio 1. And who the hell are they?

Need I remind you we are single handedly convincing the UK, no THE WORLD, that Trance is not just noise, Erick.

Do you know what Trance actually sounds like, Erick?

Do you know how difficult it is to sell to people?

Sure, sorry dude.

So let me get this straight, I've got to do my WORST possible mix cd, but I must include those tracks?

Ok, simple. Why don't I just screw all the mixes up?

Sorry, not allowed...

Hmmm.


Oh, and one more thing, you gotta put that Believe tune you did with Jose Nunez, Harry Romero and Jocelyn Brown...

...Hey c'mon guys, where's the hidden camera's? These tunes are classics. I just can't do it, man. You find me ANY dj round the world who could do a bad mix cd with To Be In Love AND Believe on it...

...Look, Erick, don't make us call someone at Defected.

And this isn;t a wind-up?

No hidden camera's Erick.No wind-ups. We are Mixmag. We simply aren't funny.

Trophy Twins, Mr Morillo. Trance. Look at what we can do. We are Mixmag

Ok, ok, ok I'll do it.

Make that cheque to E Morillo, thats one R and two L's...
 
I'ts deffo a coaster for me,alltho hereing "MAW-To be in Love" broght a very big smile to my face.

As allready stated no thought into it at all.
 
weloveliam@space said:
Robder said:
Coaster, frizbee, lip disc ( :?: )...any other uses?

It certainly ain't going back in my sound system that's for sure.

Complete *beep*! :lol:
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Cock ring for Stuie ?
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oi!! :lol:

readers: this didn't originally say "for stuie" - liam added it on when i pointed out he'd let a very secret thing slip out onto a public message board!
 
x-amount said:
Awful cd. Apparently I just got a transcript of the phonecall when it was arranged. I think he achieved the design brief pretty damn perfectly.

(apologies for the shamefully clear surplus time I have on my hands)

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Hello, could I speak to Erick Morillo, please?

Sure, Erick here...

Erick, this is Mixmag, in the UK. We want you to do a cd for our next cover

Ok, no problem, my fee is...

...Don't worry about your fee, Erick, we'll just cut back on actual stories in our next issue, or do another 'outrageous' drugs survey or something. You know how it is, kids'll buy anything these days...

Whatever I suppose...

Although this cd's gonna be a bit, erm, different...

Different? What do you mean?

Right Erick, here's the challenge...

You have to make the WORST cd possible...

S....s....sure guys, no problem, seems a bit wierd though? My WORST cd? Just how bad exactly? Worse, than, say, Subliminal Sessions Six?

That's right, worse than Subliminal Sessions Six.

We are Mixmag, remember...

Figures

Anyway, here's the catches...

Catches? What the f...

1. The cd is titled Subliminal Classics. You will fail if you swerve from this pre-requisite. Understand? Subliminal Classics.

Every tune on that cd MUST be old, and MUST have been released at one time somewhere in the world, on Subliminal records.

My WORST cd featuring Subliminal Classics? Hey c'mon guys...

Remember your fee Mr Morillo...

...Ok, ok, fair enough.

Secondly, you must have the following tracks on it:

Masters at Work - To Be In Love
MD X Press - God Made Me Funky
The Armand Van Helden mix of Nuyorican Soul - Runaway...


...Hang on, A BAD cd? with To Be in Love? No way man, that's imposs....

...Like I said, remember your fee Mr Morillo. I'd also like to remind you we are very powerful people here at Mixmag. We can make or break you. Even someone supposedly as powerful as you.

Look at the Trophy Twins. Their now on Radio 1. And who the hell are they?

Need I remind you we are single handedly convincing the UK, no THE WORLD, that Trance is not just noise, Erick.

Do you know what Trance actually sounds like, Erick?

Do you know how difficult it is to sell to people?

Sure, sorry dude.

So let me get this straight, I've got to do my WORST possible mix cd, but I must include those tracks?

Ok, simple. Why don't I just screw all the mixes up?

Sorry, not allowed...

Hmmm.


Oh, and one more thing, you gotta put that Believe tune you did with Jose Nunez, Harry Romero and Jocelyn Brown...

...Hey c'mon guys, where's the hidden camera's? These tunes are classics. I just can't do it, man. You find me ANY dj round the world who could do a bad mix cd with To Be In Love AND Believe on it...

...Look, Erick, don't make us call someone at Defected.

And this isn;t a wind-up?

No hidden camera's Erick.No wind-ups. We are Mixmag. We simply aren't funny.

Trophy Twins, Mr Morillo. Trance. Look at what we can do. We are Mixmag

Ok, ok, ok I'll do it.

Make that cheque to E Morillo, thats one R and two L's...
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are you mixmags caption writer :roll:
 
x-hilarious

Have to agree, deeply dissapointed. Love eric (the right amount), Love Subliminal, loved the tracklisting thought it would bring back good memories (which some did) but no! Somethings not right the mixing and programming isn't like usually tight eric (flats brother?). It's like listening to an old CD of mine and being slightly embaressed as to how bad it is.

As I said deeply dissapointed expected a lot more from the rillo dillo?
 
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