embarrasing stories

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not me i promise but v. funny


new years eve , i'm on the phone to girlfriend, somewhat tiddly ( so was she ). phone conversation gets a bit 'frisky'. While I've been blatheering on about the various naughty things I'd like to get up to with her, she's only handed the phone to her mum so she can wish me a happy new year....


any more?
 
When I was 17 I had been seeing a guy for a while. I had managed to hide the fact that I am somewhat flat chested by wearing those chicken fillet things. For some reason he didnt seem to notice that they shrunk when I got to bed.
Anyway we always slept on the same side of the bed, so the first night in his new house, I jumped into "my" side of the bed flinging off my clothes while he was in the bathroom and placing the fillets under my side of the bed. He comes in and says thats his side as the room was the other way round and in my drunken state I just shifted over. Anight of passion later and he wakes up, feels around "his" side of the bed for his underpants, sitting up, waving a fillet round screaming "wot the hell is this"!

Die a death? I never wished the ground would open up and swallow me as much in my life :oops:
 
a long time ago but none the less embarassing...Im like 10-11 yrs old, im going to a Summer Day Camp and there are some older guys there and Im trying to fit in and what not. They start talking about "wet dreams" needless to say I start yapping bout how I had one that very night...was dreaming etc etc and wokeup having "wet" myself. (Obviuosly misunderstanding what a wet dream was)

Anyways i got teased to know end since id pissed on myself and not had a wet dream at all!! After that moment I knew what a wet dream was and I was picked last for dodge ball for a long time....

*cries*
 
A few years ago, I had plans to go out with me mates on a friday night. I got back from the gym and they were already waiting for me so I had to hurry and clean up fast. I ripped off me pants and threw them on the bed as I ran to the shower in a sprint.

When I got out the shower I dried off...grabbed a new pair of undies out of the drawer...put me pants back on and headed out to the club. Pretty soon a hot lassie asked me to dance and while I was getting me grove on I felt something creeping down me pant leg. I was doing me best John Travolta...but all the time I was wondering

"What the heck is that down by me sock now?" :?

I gave a jiggle with me footy and much to my surprise a pair of underwear came out of me pantleg and was lying on the dance floor.

We both went 8O

Apparently....when I took off me pants to jump in the shower my underwear was still in me pants when I put them back on. Luckily, I played it cool and the girl was a good sport...but you should have seen the look on our faces when I left a pair of calvin kleins out on the dance floor.
 
Its not my most embarrasing story but its a recent one:-

At the Cross in London in August Seamus Haji came along to see the last part of Stoneys set. I went up to him acting all cool and said ''I love the remix of take me away you done'' what i was meant to say was put em high.

Co-incidentally he probably thought i was refering to his very own remix of take me away so i was saved but afterwards i was soooo :oops: :oops:

I wished i'd never taken the effort to type it out now because its not really that bad is it :roll: :lol:
 
mambobirdette said:
Its not my most embarrasing story but its a recent one:-

At the Cross in London in August Seamus Haji came along to see the last part of Stoneys set. I went up to him acting all cool and said ''I love the remix of take me away you done'' what i was meant to say was put em high.

Co-incidentally he probably thought i was refering to his very own remix of take me away so i was saved but afterwards i was soooo :oops: :oops:

I wished i'd never taken the effort to type it out now because its not really that bad is it :roll: :lol:
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But isn't he a nice chap?

When I spoke to him in a simiar fashion (though with "legit" question! ;) ), he couldn't be more chatty and enthusiastic, despite the fact I was clearly just a gurning fan.

That, and last time I saw him in Amsterdam, he f*cking smashed the place. One of the best sets of 2005 for me.
 
x-amount said:
But isn't he a nice chap?

When I spoke to him in a simiar fashion (though with "legit" question! ;) ), he couldn't be more chatty and enthusiastic, despite the fact I was clearly just a gurning fan.

That, and last time I saw him in Amsterdam, he f*cking smashed the place. One of the best sets of 2005 for me.
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Didnt speak to him for very long because i just wanted to get as far away as possible at the time :lol: but he didnt correct me and he said thanks and i thought it was really nice of him to just smile and nod.

Where did he play in Amsterdam?
 
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