tiny_tina321
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anybody know what customs is like in ibiza airport? i cant seem to find any info on the nu of people getting caught taking there own supplies over?
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welshwayne
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Agree don't do it.
Seen people not even make it off the plane, before being searched.
Seen people not even make it off the plane, before being searched.
CasperSlides
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If you want to learn really good Spanish and make loads of new girlfriends then that is the way to do it.
yeah right
im sorry i have been to the white isle at least 12 times and no one has ever never made it off the plane in my experience and those of my friends
think your wrong here scare moungering
i only ever see onecustoms man sat at his desk right by the exit doors and thats it thats the reallity wayne
sorry
im sorry i have been to the white isle at least 12 times and no one has ever never made it off the plane in my experience and those of my friends
think your wrong here scare moungering
i only ever see onecustoms man sat at his desk right by the exit doors and thats it thats the reallity wayne
sorry
puppylover
Active Member
FFS have a bit of sense!!!! For someone who has been to the Island 12 times and considers themselves an "in the know vetran" Do you really want to advocate smuggling drugs into Ibiza on an Ibiza Information Site - Dipstick!!!
If there is even a 1% chance of getting caught before you even start your holiday - is it really worth it????
Ali Bon Tempi
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It doesn't really matter how many customs guys you have seen in the past you never know what might be waiting for you do you!
It's not worth ruining your holiday and going to prison for is it, I'm sure that if you really need supplies you will find them.
It's not worth ruining your holiday and going to prison for is it, I'm sure that if you really need supplies you will find them.
Kernowgypsy
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I allways remember a tip from that legendary international playboy and Australian diplomat "Sir Les Patterson", he said if you ever want to smuggle someting through customs, get a mate of yours to walk ahead with a full carrier bag of duty free, get the mate to then have the bottom fall out of the plastic bag smashing 2 litres of cheap whiskey all over the "green chanel" floor. This should create quite a good diversion for you to sneak past as everyone will be laughing at mr Twat with no duty free.
You should check out his book its full of other great travel tips for the international playboy.
You should check out his book its full of other great travel tips for the international playboy.
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woodruffe
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another good tip is...not to take anything...its not worth it...you seen the jails in palma.thats where you will end up if caught.and don;t even try to take anything with to space on sundays.massive police checks on locals and clubbers....they just stop anyone.
what ever you do at home...keep it at home.
you may also find that you could get stopped this end going....bhx is worst for searches.
what ever you do at home...keep it at home.
you may also find that you could get stopped this end going....bhx is worst for searches.
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Kernowgypsy
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The best deterrant rather than all this "don't be a naughty boy" stuff, must be to watch "Midnight Express" just before you go and do anything stupid, its a true story of a very naughty boy and his foreign jail time.
Anyway I beleive there have been massive bales of hash washing up along the shores of Ibiza last week so if you really wanted to get sorted-wasted then just do a bit of snorkeling and beach combing, you never know what might turn up.
I met Howard Marks (clang!! the sound of a name being dropped) out there a few years back, so no doubt he can sort you out if you manage to bump into him.
Anyway I beleive there have been massive bales of hash washing up along the shores of Ibiza last week so if you really wanted to get sorted-wasted then just do a bit of snorkeling and beach combing, you never know what might turn up.
I met Howard Marks (clang!! the sound of a name being dropped) out there a few years back, so no doubt he can sort you out if you manage to bump into him.
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welshwayne
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'fraid not
Happened to two lasses on a plane i was on in June 2006. Admittingly they were acting pill'd up.
They were collared before walking down the steps.
They never made it out of arrivals...
btw I'm no prude and I'm not an exactly ibician virgin either.
Happened to two lasses on a plane i was on in June 2006. Admittingly they were acting pill'd up.
They were collared before walking down the steps.
They never made it out of arrivals...
btw I'm no prude and I'm not an exactly ibician virgin either.
Why would tourists need to take drugs to an island that already has all that. It sounds like a really stupid idea. Are you taking all your own food and drink too?
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icebaer69
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omg - one of the scariest movies ever.
a movie you can see again and again and it doesn´t get boring ...
... and it´s the very best deterrant for NOT vacationing @ turkey
