couple of crap jokes ...

[marcusg]

What is long, pink and hard in the morning?

The Financial Times crossword.



My uncle fell into an upholstery machine yesterday ...

... it's ok though, he's now fully recovered.

 

[IBIZALISA]

we like crap jokes

why did the chicken cross the park?

to get to the other slide

 

[Paddy Eeziglow]

What do you call a judge with no fingers?


Justice Thumbs

 

[gecko2]

Why did the woman cross the road?


















That's not the point, why was she away from the kitchen sink?

<looks like I could get a few feamles backs up with sexist jokes, sorry>

 

[NITEFLY]

whats the opposite of christopher reeve?

chrisopher walken

ouch!

why are women like public toilets?

there either vacant engaged or full of shit