Cool inventions that haven't been invented...

[I-Spy]

I think it would be a great idea to cross breed one of those little dogs that you see women carrying in their arms with a kangaroo.

Viola !
A dog with a pouch.
The perfect fashion accessory.
Doggy bag.

 

[coley]

A cuckoo clock built into your forehead with an iron fist on a spring instead of the bird....

So you can still nut someone without having to put down your pint and your copy of the Times culture supplement first...

Timing may be an issue....Unless you could rig it up to the second mechanism. In which case you would have a pneumatic motion in place. You could score a gig digging tunnels in stratford for the 2012 games. You would get paid a jack load...this may lead to inner calm and satisfaction. In which case you would not feel angst in the pub and the blah blah blah blah.

You get me