Consultants

[Scoobie]

Got one in the office at the moment.

I think I might throttle him by the end of the day.

 

[hayden]

consultants are never good, all i hear when im seeing them is blah blah and yes more blah!!

 

[lil' Joey]

I'm a consultant

 

[Scoobie]

I'm a consultant

joey I bet you're nothing like the one I've got here

He has:

Insulted everyone in the organisation
Told us to change tour name (the thing he has been brought in to work on has nothing to do with this)
Patronised my Chief Executive
Barged into a private meeting

argh!

 

[lil' Joey]

I'm a consultant

joey I bet you're nothing like the one I've got here

He has:

Insulted everyone in the organisation
Told us to change tour name (the thing he has been brought in to work on has nothing to do with this)
Patronised my Chief Executive
Barged into a private meeting

argh!

No, i am nothing like that. 8)

 

[djchewie]

i think id like to be a consultant.

sounds like ive got all the people skills required to be one.

 

[silvia]

joey I bet you're nothing like the one I've got here

He has:

Insulted everyone in the organisation
Told us to change tour name (the thing he has been brought in to work on has nothing to do with this)
Patronised my Chief Executive
Barged into a private meeting

argh!

I think the problem is not the profession, I think the problem is the man himself


BTW, I work with consultants (my boss manages a team of 20) and I love them to bits

 

[wimpers]

another part time consultant over here