Coming to Ibiza

[DrKim1906]

I want to see what all the hype is about - so, just booked my 1st Ibiza trip July 19 - 24. Staying at Ushuaia Ibiza Hotel. Rolling solo, so looking for some folks to hang with. Preferably ones that wear bikinis and mini skirts.

 

[Dirk]

There is an old guy in San Antonio who wears a bikini and a mini skirt so be careful what you ask for.

 

[Ty_Shanghai]

There is an old guy in San Antonio who wears a bikini and a mini skirt so be careful what you ask for.

uhh...I know that one:


will be there at the same time at the same hotel....but no...I'm wearin no skirts or bikini

 

[Fergi]

This dude in west end last year?

 

[Dirk]

This dude in west end last year?

That's the one. Gives people a flash if your lucky enough.

 

[Dirk]

uhh...I know that one:

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will be there at the same time at the same hotel....but no...I'm wearin no skirts or bikini

Must be catching!

 

[DrKim1906]

I see your very valid point. I'm assuming the Ushuaia Ibiza Hotel is the best option for adults 30 plus right. I'm reading that a lot of teenagers hang out in Ibiza.

 

[Dirk]

Would assume Ushuaia would have older clientele due to the pricing policy, sure someone could confirm. The majority of their parties will attract a very young crowd and Playa Den Bossa in general will be young, with a lot of faux rich types.

Make sure you wear a vest, back to front cap, white socks and Nike trainers. I would also look to get on the steroids in advance of your holiday.

 

[Dirk]

Think a spring break crowd. Don't worry though, Ibiza is a gorgeous place and I am sure that will be an ok base (San Antonio would have been better) Take a trip to Ibiza town and Salinas beach to get a better overall view. San Antonio is only 20 minutes away in a taxi.

 

[likeathiefinthenight]

what roids would you recommend Dirk? I'm just over 2 months away from my trip and need to start packing it on?

I've bought a couple of new stringers today and a new pair of Nike runners so im half way ready.

 

[Myron Gaines]

Just get some synthol into ye, you won't even need to lift either lol.