Cockney rhyming slang

[Mark Sun]

Teach me more

Britneys = Britney Spears = Beers

China = china plate = mate

Hank Marvin = Starving

 

[NITEFLY]

ruby murray-curry
mincepies-eyes
jam jar-car
apples and pairs-stairs
jam rolls-arseholes

 

[rascalsilver]

If I said any of those in Manchester people would think I was insane

 

[Beckiboo]

Oh you need Jon for this.... He knows them all

 

[Mark Sun]

Where is lynchy boy?

 

[NITEFLY]

rant and rave-shave
rasbperry riple-cripple/nipple
radio ental-mentle
rub a dub-pub
david gower-shower

i know loads,just ask for more

 

[Mark Sun]

rant and rave-shave
rasbperry riple-cripple/nipple
radio ental-mentle
rub a dub-pub
david gower-shower

i know loads,just ask for more

Keep going then

 

[NITEFLY]

malteasers-small geezers

thats me

 

[Mark Sun]

What's it mean in Lock, Stock when they say 'alright, keep your Alans on'?

 

[jjinit]

If I said any of those in Manchester people would think I was insane

We used to do our own in Manchester!!

Bubble Bath- Laugh
Lady Godiva- Fiver
Battle Criuser- Boozer
Grumble & Grunt - Ahem

 

[NITEFLY]

alan whicker

 

[stuie]

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

has absolutely ever one ever on it! I don't think anyone knows them all.

 

[vdubjb]

The thing that freaks me out is stuff like "Butchers Hook = look", but it's shortened to "butchers", which dont rhyme,

 

[rascalsilver]

If I said any of those in Manchester people would think I was insane

We used to do our own in Manchester!!

Bubble Bath- Laugh
Lady Godiva- Fiver
Battle Criuser- Boozer
Grumble & Grunt - Ahem

Ha! Ill try those, well apart from the last oneas I've been banned fromsaying the C and the T word by my friends because its not "lady-like"

 

[NITEFLY]

thers new words coming out all the time

 

[NITEFLY]

If I said any of those in Manchester people would think I was insane

We used to do our own in Manchester!!

Bubble Bath- Laugh
Lady Godiva- Fiver
Battle Criuser- Boozer
Grumble & Grunt - Ahem

not valid,these were all made up by cockneys

 

[Beckiboo]

Where is lynchy boy?

I think he's in the gym pumping up those muscles at the moment

 

[gecko2]

Nobby Stiles = Piles
Samantha Janus = anus
Peter Andre = Penis

 

[djchewie]

steffi graf - laugh
david gower - shower
pat butcher -fat ugly lesbian.

 

[Mark Sun]

how about dj rhyming slang?

pete tong = wrong
jo mills = pills
sebbed = seb fontained = caned