Clean Friday Humour

Deano1974

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A Short Love Story --

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaim! ed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f - in g
blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
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