Chuck Norris Facts

ha ha ha

"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down."

that is really funny

great find mark!
 
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I always used to get Chuck Norris mixed up with Buck Rogers - strange that since they're completely unalike.

Never mind
 
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET​


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I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
 
Those facts are older than the internet now:lol: hilarious though, shame, judging from Chuck's reply-that in real life he's actually a boring old publicity seeking schnooze.:p
 
kenty said:
Those facts are older than the internet now:lol: hilarious though, shame, judging from Chuck's reply-that in real life he's actually a boring old publicity seeking schnooze.:p
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Someone oughta roundhouse kick him in the face :lol:
 
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