Mr. Blonde
New Member
what are you're best and worst chat up lines (both ones you've used and ones you've heard).
best line:
hi...(look at girl)WOW...em...sorry this is embarassing, but i've completely forgotten my pick up line.
i'm telling you, it works.
well its pretty lame, but at least u get a smile or a laugh, and a bridge into a conversation.
worst line:
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (just plain cheesy and over used)
others of interest that are quite funny:
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
Be unique and different, say yes.
wow you must be tired...cos you've been running through my head all day.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
When i look back on all the greatest moments of my life. i'll remember when my children were born, when i got married. and the day i met you...
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
8)
there you go, each more cheesy and stomach churning as the one before.
well they're not that bad, but come on, do people on here use chat up lines? and if yes then what are there best?
best line:
hi...(look at girl)WOW...em...sorry this is embarassing, but i've completely forgotten my pick up line.
i'm telling you, it works.
well its pretty lame, but at least u get a smile or a laugh, and a bridge into a conversation.
worst line:
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? (just plain cheesy and over used)
others of interest that are quite funny:
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
Be unique and different, say yes.
wow you must be tired...cos you've been running through my head all day.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
When i look back on all the greatest moments of my life. i'll remember when my children were born, when i got married. and the day i met you...
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
8)
there you go, each more cheesy and stomach churning as the one before.
well they're not that bad, but come on, do people on here use chat up lines? and if yes then what are there best?