Celeb pregnancies!

[Beckiboo]

Lily Allen has just been impregnated by Ed of the Chemical Brothers! Wow I never thought she was the maternal type

Jamie Lynn Spears - at the tender age of 16, the younger Spears sister has gone and got herself up the duff!!!! I can hardly imagine Lynn Spears getting mother of the year, can you?!

 

[MARKB]

Lily Allen has just been impregnated by Ed of the Chemical Brothers! Wow I never thought she was the maternal type

Jamie Lynn Spears - at the tender age of 16, the younger Spears sister has gone and got herself up the duff!!!! I can hardly imagine Lynn Spears getting mother of the year, can you?!

So is Jessica Alba.

Although she is keeping it quiet for a while, however, i told her it doesn't make any difference to me.

However, That scor-tesh horror from radio 1 "EEEEEEEEEE-DEATH" is also up the duff.

And that's defo nothing to do with me.

 

[Emma_22]

Lily Allen, blimey, shes only been with him a few months hasnt she

 

[The Conductor]

4 months

she's snared him good and proper

 

[djchewie]

4 months

she's snared him good and proper

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wouldnt mess her about. esp knowing who her old man is.

 

[Barbie]

Lily Allen, blimey, shes only been with him a few months hasnt she

why can't celebs do things at 'normal' speeds?? they always end up meeting, having baby, gettin married and then divorcing in time it takes 'normal' person to start keeping a toothbrush and spare pair of knickers at their b/friends

 

[Emma_22]

Wasnt she like with that other guy for years, then dumps him, now shes preggers with someone after a fling, weird behaviour

 

[The Conductor]

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wouldnt mess her about. esp knowing who her old man is.

true.

is the boy from the chems not 15 years older than her or summit as well.

big keef allen will be hunting him down.

 

[puppylover]

why can't celebs do things at 'normal' speeds?? they always end up meeting, having baby, gettin married and then divorcing in time it takes 'normal' person to start keeping a toothbrush and spare pair of knickers at their b/friends

I have always maintained that celebworld years are exactly the same as dog years...

1 human year = 7 dog/celeb years

 

[Jonny68]

Which one of the ladyz on here will be the first to have a baby,come on girls who's getting maternal instincts

 

[Emma_22]

Which one of the ladyz on here will be the first to have a baby,come on girls who's getting maternal instincts

I can just see my dads face

Dad = not impressed

 

[Deano1974]

why can't celebs do things at 'normal' speeds?? they always end up meeting, having baby, gettin married and then divorcing in time it takes 'normal' person to start keeping a toothbrush and spare pair of knickers at their b/friends

I agree, just like us 'normal' married folk who see each other for a dogs age, then tie the knot, then have children (well not all of us but me personally) and are married for 50 yrs plus (I hope)........just like the old days !

 

[Buckley]

I can just see my dads face

Dad = not impressed

So you're stepping forward to take up Jonny's kind offer? Thelak will be distraught!

 

[WeLuvIbiza]

I read a very illuminating article (skimmed through) in the Sunday Times that claimed there is a distinct possibility that men will become the weaker sex in the not too distant future!

Apparently the number of lesbian pregnancies is rocketing.

 

[macdonsj]

the funniest aspect of the J-L Spears pregnancy is the statement

"her long term partner"



she is 16 FFS!!!!!!!

 

[Beckiboo]

the funniest aspect of the J-L Spears pregnancy is the statement

"her long term partner"



she is 16 FFS!!!!!!!

As Jon would say....

"I've known lumps of cheese longer!"

 

[Jonny68]

So you're stepping forward to take up Jonny's kind offer? Thelak will be distraught!