haha, i went to a party last month and took along one of my mix cds (i aint no dj, just a mixmeister pretender). So im sitting there chatting to some chicks, making out im this bona-fide DJ, thinking im in with a chance of a peep at a panty hamster later, went to whip out my cd from my back pocket, only to discover my fat arse had snapped the f***er in half. my mates yvonne and louise were doubled up laughing at me. taught me to pretend im the big shot!
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