Caption Competition part 3

[Andy Daniell]

You won't find any K in there!!

 

[Morbyd]

As Homelands disintegrated into pikey mating session...

 

[jjinit]

No job, no man, no toys......sex kitten took drastic action!!!

 

[mambobirdette]

good god!!

 

[Mark Sun]

As Colin was taught in CPR class, he made an air-tight seal around her lips.

 

[Buckley]

Bystander: "I don't care if you don't know first aid - we're her only hope - just cover her lips with yours and blow!"

 

[jjinit]

oh dear...looks like it's breach!!!

 

[Morbyd]

As Colin was taught in CPR class, he made an air-tight seal around her lips.

 

[Mark Sun]

Bystander: "I don't care if you don't know first aid - we're her only hope - just cover her lips with yours and blow!"

Beat you to it

 

[jjinit]

Im not a gyaenacologist....but i'll have a good look!!!!

 

[Buckley]

Bystander: "I don't care if you don't know first aid - we're her only hope - just cover her lips with yours and blow!"

Beat you to it

Great minds and all that sir!

Right back in a bit folks - just gonna terrify this fool...

 

[sexki11en]

No job, no man, no toys......sex kitten took drastic action!!!

Your all mean I'm not playing with you lot no more

 

[djchewie]

[/quote]

WARNING
Oral Sex With Braces Can be dangerous

 

[spunkymonkey]

He says: "Your f@nny is singing Is this the way to Amarillo?"
She says: "Funny that, every cu.nt is singing that nowadays."

 

[stuie]

Is everyone sure thats 1 male and 1 female then?

 

[spunkymonkey]

Is everyone sure thats 1 male and 1 female then?

just looking at the pic stu and trying to figure out which one you think might be the imposter!!

 

[Ferd]

"Wasted clubber gives birth to fully grown clothed man in middle of a field"

 

[Mark Sun]

He says: "Your f@nny is singing Is this the way to Amarillo?"
She says: "Funny that, every cu.nt is singing that nowadays."

*applauds*

 

[spunkymonkey]

Why, thank you!

 

[lil' Joey]

Security was tight, Everyone was checked to make sure no one found a secret way of getting into Glastonbury.