My wife has just rang me, she has crashed the car on her way to work!!
apparently she broke late and went into the back of a people carrier......to make matters worse, when the bloke got out of the car it turns out he was a dwarf
she said he ran over to her car shaking his fist and said
"im not happy!!!!"
so she said........
"well which one are you then?"
I cannot apologise enough!!! 
