burnt down !

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def...outhouse

an outhouse is a small wooden shack usually the same shape and size as the one pictured...inside of which one installs a small closed in bench with a hole cut into the center...under the "outhouse" one is also supposed to dig a hole that when used properly, becomes the recipient of all or your special little gifts to the world...sometimes wrappers, sometimes cans, sometimes plastic bags...but usually just pooh...

in canada it is also common to have a small wooden shelf built into the corner of each side...one (on the left within easy reach when sitting) is for the toilet paper (small square sheets of tissue for wiping one's nether's) and the other usually oriented in the same manner but to the right...for holding various magazines or books (preferred reading: readers digest / time magazine / national geographic ((must be a minimum of 10 years old)) novels are also allowed but are restricted to teenage mystery / sleuth books and must be 15-30 years old)...it should be noted that in the event of an emergency these books may also be used as t.p. replacements...but only from the back pages first...

special note: in the event of extreme boredom some people may choose to paste (glue/affix) photo's (again...usually of small animals / strawberry shortcake or tractorz) to the inside of the door for entertainment. pornography should not be used as children are often likely to enter these establishments unattended...

and that my friend is what an outhouse is!
 
hilinr said:
an outhouse is a small wooden shack usually the same shape and size as the one pictured...inside of which one installs a small closed in bench with a hole cut into the center...under the "outhouse" one is also supposed to dig a hole that when used properly, becomes the recipient of all or your special little gifts to the world...sometimes wrappers, sometimes cans, sometimes plastic bags...but usually just pooh...

in canada it is also common to have a small wooden shelf built into the corner of each side...one (on the left within easy reach when sitting) is for the toilet paper (small square sheets of tissue for wiping one's nether's) and the other usually oriented in the same manner but to the right...for holding various magazines or books (preferred reading: readers digest / time magazine / national geographic ((must be a minimum of 10 years old)) novels are also allowed but are restricted to teenage mystery / sleuth books and must be 15-30 years old)...it should be noted that in the event of an emergency these books may also be used as t.p. replacements...but only from the back pages first...

special note: in the event of extreme boredom some people may choose to paste (glue/affix) photo's (again...usually of small animals / strawberry shortcake or tractorz) to the inside of the door for entertainment. pornography should not be used as children are often likely to enter these establishments unattended...

and that my friend is what an outhouse is!
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Well put.8O
 
That is the best damn description of an outhouse I have ever seen. :lol:

Reminds me of summer trips out to the country to see grandma (r.i.p.)!
 
"...
Sa Punta Blaze

A fire during the night destroyed part of the popular
sa Punta de Talamanca restaurant
...
It is presumed a gas explosion just after 4 a.m. caused the blaze,
which was quickly brought under control by the fire services.

However, it managed to destroy part of the restaurant,
although the owners were hoping normal business could resume very soon.
..."
(ibiza-sun)
 
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